when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

You ever just think, like, what the fuck is going on?

the bots have reached peak relatable

There were nights when the winds of the Etherium, so inviting in their promise of flight and freedom, made one’s spirit soar.

This still fucking cracks me up

As it should be.

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

marvel vs dc

gtkm; [9/?] animated movies → lilo and stitch.

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

WHATTT

ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL YALL TOO FUTURE

My God what they said ^^

Wtt

THIS SHIT LIT THO

Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???

Homygawd

How does…….never mind

Albert went in 😂😂

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

He was on the other side like

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

that was such a DAD joke

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

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