“MOM LOOK I MADE A FRIEND!!! THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!”

Joe and Barack earned it.

i love when women realize they not asking for too much

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago



Rosetta stone does more than teach Spanish through immersion technology. It also teaches you how to be a dick

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

my favorite scene in the whole tv history

the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.

the best 90 seconds of television ever filmed

This is seriously amazing.

Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder

Shouldn’t they have arrested him for impersonating a federal agent

“millennials and their selfies are so ridiculous, i hate this “me culture”!!” in ancient rome it was perfectly acceptable to have your likeness painstakingly molded into bronze or carved into stone and then to display it in the common room of your house alongside the portraits of your ancestors so that everyone who came in could see it, and today we put these portraits on show in museums for everyone to see as an example of ancient art, but okay

Amber Rose Takes on Teen Boy Culture

A story Rose recently shared about being sexually assaulted and then victim-blamed would enrage anyone. Rose revealed an incident from her middle school days in Philadelphia when she was groped inappropriately.

tw: sexual assault

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GIFS VIA.

She’s so necessary

alright ladies let’s

go to sleep at a reasonable time tonight 

If Owen Wilson read “The Night Before Christmas”

FUCK

I’m freaking OUT

THE NOSE CONTOUR

rip santa.

compilation of some of my favorite vines.. rip in peace. (:

I’m crying 😂😭😭😭😭

Corgi on a Carousel

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

surround yourself with people that care about your mental health

Yes okay

This cat’s portfolio is impressive!

H&M Just Hired Its First Hijab-Wearing Model And She’s Awesome

Get it girl

Everyone needs to wash their face n go to bed