I Just Want Finish School

lol

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

Bro. There’s a bear loose in the house. We lost the freaking bear and you’re laughing

Accepted as part of the herd

mel blanc fuckign yelling

Apparently the original “sound booth” was in, like. A shed. And that’s why there’s the echoes

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For

Uploaded because everybody deserves to hear Audrey’s inhuman excited squeak

seymour: I hope that you wouldn’t mind…

audrey 1:

“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.

You're an ordinary Gotham citizen, about to get into your car. Suddenly, Batman runs up to you.

"I need to borrow your car!"

"Wha-"

"I need to help Robin!"

"I've got work -"

Batman throws you a set of keys and points to the Batmobile. You wordlessly hand over your keys.

"Thanks!" he yells, jumping behind the wheel, "I'll return with the car or a better replacement vehicle in 12 hours!"

You drive the Batmobile to work. You realize you forgot your parking pass. No one seems to mind. No one gets much work done that shift, either.

The next morning you leave your apartment to find your car back in your parking spot. The tank is full and the oil has been changed. There are flowers and a gift card in the passenger seat. You don't know how Batman switched the keys.

You are Two Face in traffic and in your rear view mirror you see Batman crouched like a grandma behind the wheel of a bight pink muscle car.

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

I love when dogs are obedient even when they can’t help themselves.

Get off my lawn you crazy kids!

tags via @bunjywunjy

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

This is too adorable

eeee my other favorite goat video

Paddington 2 (2017) dir. Paul King

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

I can’t even.

[Marvel Adventures: Avengers #38.]

The Hulk at a petting zoo. Too freakin funny. LOL

The Hulk once set free a huge lab full of animals being held for cosmetic testing, and not a single fuck was given. You go, Hulk. You go.

Once, to get Hulk to calm down and turn back in Banner, Shield deployed a crate full of puppies

“It was terrifying”

thesylverlining