if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
That right there, I was not expecting that at all.
Omg this is it. This is what turned me old
Whales are cool as fuck and im sick of them being out in the ocean where I can’t see them
i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.
Yeah Dwarf Fortress bugs are on another level. Like when the economy got removed because it almost always led to automatization, lack of jobs, and mass starvation
this probably hasn't made the news in other countries - huge mining company Rio Tinto managed to lose this little capsule (8 x 6 mm) somewhere in West Australia:
it's caesium-137, the stuff that has made Chernobyl uninhabitable, and you don't want to be standing within 5-10 meters of it, because it's blasting out beta and gamma rays. you REALLY don't want to pick it up, because it'll give you radiation burns.
what's nuts is it seems to have somehow escaped from its "secure" container and fallen out of a bolt hole while being transported, and then nobody noticed for TWO WEEKS.
anyway there are fire fighters on their sixth day of scouring 1,400 km (!) of desert road right now, but it's so small that it may never be found (I think the detection radius with the equipment they're using is maybe 20m). it's so small that it could have stuck in a car's tire treads, or been picked up by an unfortunate bird or other wildlife. it has a half-life of 30 years, which means it'll be dangerously radioactive for centuries.
it's just an incredible fuckup on so many levels.
When was anyone going to tell me, a citizen of the most populous area of WA, that there might be a literal Chernobylification device stuck on the tire of any truck coming into the area? When were they going to tell any of us?
Okay, so, they've actually FOUND it. Yesterday, in fact. The government is considering increasing fines.
Quite frankly, allegedly, in my opinion, whoever was in charge of securing the bastard thing deserves criminal negligence charges.
Ok but where'd they find it
Also @xxpussyslayer420xx that's why I'm always looking at my feet when I'm walking - who knows what I might find!
thinking about the r/minecraft post where a guy had just built a seemingly endless field of 1x1 wood plank towers. terrifying
spine-chilling
I don't think I've gone a week without hearing about men's mental health in the past ten years.
Yeah, and that’s obviously a bad thing because only women should be able to talk about their problems.
Well, that's a little extreme but I guess you're entitled to your opinion.
All I did was repeat what you said but with the implied part out loud.
huh danganronpa looks weird
this is canon
people are so used to online content being curated for their consumption that they forget tumblr isn’t like that… this is my diary. I don’t post for other people. if you find the stuff I post depressing or annoying or too much or u don’t agree or whatever whatever…. that’s fine it’s not For You? it’s for me. there is no audience I’m performing for. feel free to unfollow me if u don’t like, I’m not a carefully crafted online persona I’m a real person
noticing that a mutual you barely talk to is also mutuals with another mutual you barely talk to
…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls
I did some more fantasy archery trope testing. This time the arrow stabby thing!
