Last night I was taken over by that dæmonic pressure known only as “inspiration.” After a late night rewatch if MeansTV’s Seize the Memes and browsing Etsy for mondo merch I felt a desire to make something. So I took the iconic Faces of Death VHS cover and used it as a sorta template for designing a fake VHS cover as an advert for my website. On there you’ll find mostly my photography and reviews of some movies, I’m working on showing and doing more but retail life grinds me under the capitalist heel. If you’re at all interested in checking more of my stuff out go check my site out at thedebaucheryden.com
and the second is "be yourself"
Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it
How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a BDSM fetish?
Ask them what a dungeon master is
What if they are into both? Asking for a friend.
In my experience, the Venn diagram between the kink community and the TTRPG community is almost a perfect circle.
hawkin-byrd
Building my silly machines to destroy my silly archenemy
coming back into the engine bay with my mecha body trashed and flirting with the mechanics to make it all better and they hate me for it but i catch them on the shipdeck like
OH MY GOD I RECOGNIZE THE ORIGINAL SONG FROM SEINFELD VAPORWAVE
hawkin-byrd
Building my silly machines to destroy my silly archenemy
coming back into the engine bay with my mecha body trashed and flirting with the mechanics to make it all better and they hate me for it but i catch them on the shipdeck like
Customer: MY NAME DMV: OFFENSIVE? (LAST NAME IS GAY) Verdict: ACCEPTED
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squidward: bubble bass! we're here to collect your tab *kicks down the door*
spongebob: squidward! that was so masculine ♡
squidward, flattered: uh, well, i-
Puki, do you think you could win against an orangutan?
How much time do I have to prepare for the orangutan ?
as much time as you want but the orangutan also gets that preptime
Okay I choose 45 years and he dies of old age
in 45 years of prep time that orangutan has made and trained a successor whos coming to beat ur ass now
In 45 years prep time I politicize my anti-orangutan ideals and garner support. I tell them made-up stories of their savagery, they become public enemy number one. I become head of office, enforce an anti-orangutan ordinance, create an orangutan extinction squad, and play the waiting game. I sign an agreement with the southeastern countries, Brunei, Burma, Cambodia, Timor-Leste, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam to enact consecutive strikes in their jungles to rid the world of our ‘’greatest threat’’, the orangutan. The successor is no more.
GET BACK, GET BACK. ALL OF YOU GET BACK
damn we got 2022 tomorrow
Damn we got 2023 tomorrow.
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
chachipistachis
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
commandereyebrows
how women actually are
OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
aragorn1379
mother fuckin macys sale
Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:
I have a physical need to reblog this every time.
Waluigi from Mario Tennis is Forklift Certified!
as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)