This was funny but op was a terf so I stole it 🏴☠️
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I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there
Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?
why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls
my foes shall see a formidable ^_^ before their inevitable demise
What's your stance on the issues?
on every single one?
discourse 100% speedrun
you are not immune to BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He's got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him . . . SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able
This counts as science
well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science
and while he didn't write it down, he did make a record of it! So yes, that is science!
noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….
elaborate tunnel system
crumbs
my eyes are positioned such that i can see the sky above me so that i will be aware of hawks and owls
Countershading so that you can’t see them whether they’re swimming above or below you
The really hilariously ill-conceived part of the Twitter rate limiting thing is that comments and retweets are the same kind of entity as tweets in the back-end database, they're just "parented" to whatever tweet they're commenting on or retweeting, and the rate limit they've placed on the API simply counts how many of those entities you've requested without checking a. whether they're the children of another entity or not, nor b. whether you've already seen that particular entity today.
Thus, the limit isn't really "600 tweets". A tweet, each comment on that tweet, and each retweet of that tweet all count against the limit as you view them. For example, if a quote-retweet crosses your dashboard, the quote-retweet itself and the little preview of what it's responding to that appears above it each count separately against the limit. Click into that quote-retweet to read the comments? They both get counted against your limit a second time, as does each individual comment you read – and heaven help you if any of those comments were themselves commented upon!
The upshot is that if your account isn't verified, using Twitter in the manner that its own monetisation model assumes – and, indeed demands – it will be used can easily exhaust your entire daily allocation of tweet views in as little as a couple dozen engagements.
You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*
Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs
time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
IT WORKS!!!!
MP3 PALYER
RATING: NOT CUTE!
that italian man is showing clear signs of distress. you can see his e-
Tumblr isn't ready for Italian racism