Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

I remember seeing a different post pointing out that Native Americans are basically already living a post-apocalyptic world.

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

Green capitalism is basically people flying in private jets telling people who can’t afford their electricity bill to shower less

No idea why this post is becoming popular with BDSM blogs but thanks for caring about the environment I guess

BDSM = Bioethics and Deconstructing Sustainability Myths

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

it chapter 2 looks so fucking scary guys 👊🏼😳

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

BIG BOY

delete this

They got him

words are being said 

Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.

Here’s a gif to demonstrate.

Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your eyes are closed. (especially when your eyes are closed.)

*looks up from computer* now wait just one minute

This is a real thing that exists, not intrusive thought. This is the reason I have glasses. I was a little kid, thought it was normal, tried to point them out to my mom, and she freaked out and brought me to an eye doctor. Where we found out I have shit eyesight. And also apparently where she learned what visual snow was.

But. She deicded. Not. To tell me.

(Like she’s also decided not to tell me or my twin that we’re autistic)

So it literally took me more than a decade to find a word for this.

Which is why I made this post.

She mentioned casually last year to her boyfriend that she learned I had visual snow when I was little and I’m jyst sitting there, having already painstakingly figured all of this out on my own like, “and you didn’t think that was worth explaining to me even when I brought it to your atfention?????”

So ueah.

It’s a thing. If you see staticy moving dots everywhere even with your eyes closed, you’ve got Visual Snow.

I HAVE THIS!!~~ I tried asking my teacher in grade 2 what they were, and she just told me to drink water. Never went away. Wasn’t even studied until like 2013 or something. Sorta fun, mostly irritating!

i have this too! no one explained it to me i just found out from a fuckinf sixpenceee post like a fool.

i just thought EVERYONE had static and floaters in their vision. and that afterimages were that bad for everyone.

like even if im not looking into a bright light or my eyes pass over something slightly bright i get afterimages that can be blinding. when i close my eyes i always have after images of anything reflecting even a little light. i didnt realize that was part of visual snow until last year 

here’s some more symptoms for anyone curious if they have this:

(illustration by Emily Roberts)

Wait…NOT EVERYONE HAS THIS??

I have this and assumed so does everyone else…Wild….

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

movie producers be like

YA authors be like

if i had a cat, i'd simply name it something not racist

rip to hp lovecraft but im different

Velma photoset will be available tomorrow. Stay tuned.

For now enjoy this.

The more this gets retweeted the more I lose my mind that it’s just normal photos I took, and yet my cosplay gets only a few hundred in comparison.

…flex all day I guess.

Who ARE you?

“i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday” “r-rebecca its not what you think!” “i wont hesitate bitch”

passes the bechdel test

We live in a world where in a six second video satirizing reality tv show tropes regarding women passes the bechdel test but most two hour movies can’t

Not to mention the vine is done by a prepubescent boy with what looks beach balls down his shirt.

IG: @trishnagaara

Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

i mean you aint wrong