This is what happened at the end of Lonesome Road, surely?

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

scripulous fingorb

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

Shiny sylveon: my primary and secondary colors swap!

Shiny umbreon: My shiny is a fan favorite amongst the community

Shiny espeon:

i often think about that deep diving expedition where a toad was caught on camera at the bottom of loch ness

i wonder how he’s doing

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

Top: one of the items available in the Kingdom Builder mode in Super Mario Run is Princess Peach's Cake, which is a large cake that can be seen in the middle of the screenshot.

Bottom: it appears that this cake was particularly troublesome during the game's development, as an error message exists that specifically refers to a fatal error occurring when the cake is installed. No other Kingdom Builder items have unique error messages of this kind associated with them.

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sitting on my couch watching tv when i hear some kind of commotion outside and finding a dozen winged hussars running around my backyard and ruining the lawn i've been working on all spring

Me, vigorously shaking a 1960s hippie in an anti-nuclear power protest: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING! YOU'RE PROTESTING THE WRONG INDUSTRY!

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars

Most serious road bike injuries are not falling off but instead being executed by a semi truck. Which helmets also don't really help.

That is true in America as well. The helmets still help with the other stuff.

The other stuff doesn't really exist though - adults cycling on flat surfaces almost never just fall off, or cycle into walls etc. The kind of cycling that a normal person using a bike for transportation does is just not the kind that gains much benefit at all from a helmet.

Until the second that it is!

The anti-helmet stance here is clearly written by someone who has not had their bike just slip away below them on wet leaves.

Or lost all balance because their bike gears decided to seize up and then spit out the chain.

Or fell over because suddenly their pedal was in the road behind them.

(all of which are ways bikes have put me or my friends on our asses without a car present, with risk of and one actual instance of head injury)

Wear a helmet. Protect your brain meats.

I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

more shit i found on pintrest

i hate the tiktok format of filming yourself miming to the camera pointing to walls of text wtf does it add

If you may, please reblog this Zygarde Cell picture to completely "Zygarde Cell your friends". This will remind them to appropriately water and feed their plants.

You must choose

Wake up babe new fish dropped

@sarahmackattack everyone is gonna go crazy for this beauty

hell yeah

Squidazzled.