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@mrmordensheadonapike / mrmordensheadonapike.tumblr.com

Andrew, 24. So... yeah. I'm an actor, a writer, a voice artist, and just an all around creative person. And apparently, I'm also a librarian now too. I love sci-fi, superheroes, theatre, movies, fantasy, and a lot of things in between. So... let's face it. That's what this will primarily be.
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spongebobssquarepants
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rmedina81
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dogrampa

The fact their faces kinda align scares me

art, science and kindness. the holy trinity of mankind

Art, Science propaganda, and kindness. Bill Nye the indoctrination guy!

He’s literally a scientist I think he would know more than human pet guy Please just shut the absolute fuck up already

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startrekships

As the Enterprise-D searches inside an asteroid fissure for the USS Pegasus, the Romulans are total dicks and collapse the entrance, so Enterprise uses Pegasus’ illegal cloaking device to escape.

Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Pegasus” S7E12

Part 2. Click to embiggen

gifset by startrekships

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crazytarawitch

Stop attacking other people for looking different than the character they’re dressed up as! We need to be nice and accept one another! ‘Cause in the end, we’re all just a bunch of nerds, looking to have fun, right?

If I ever stop rebloging this, assume I’m dead

yes, but if you are white and are cosplaying a poc, please dont use makeup to darken ur skintone/change your eye shape/etc !!! thats pretty much brown/blackface which is disgusting. overall please just cosplay the character, dont cosplay their race. thanks have a nice day folks

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girlsinsuits

sometimes u casually mention to ur cis dude flatmates that u sort of run a tumblr w/ 20,000 followers that basically just posts pictures of women in suits and there’s a pause and then one of them just goes “does it have that picture of Sigourney Weaver in a suit because that’s a great picture” & then u google it and ur like……….yep, fair

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iconuk01

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

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mamoru

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

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quixylvre

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

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