Barbie Dream Dumpster
Gender goals
judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18
when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.
i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11
gamer drag queen named Frame Perfect
ok i like this one better
gaymer drag queen named Vee Sync
i love all of these
BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
Suuuuuck
*FOOMP*
the “i am from russia” was a warning
I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we're doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.
Having lived in Bucharest I can tell you he would have done that even with out you asking
yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.
yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.
snoopy of the day
Yeah wait what the fuck
there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking
This guy fucked.
"sexually conflicted" he doesn't seem conflicted about it at all
glorious tag thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom