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This is circulating again-

My Christian parents don't understand how I ended up so hedonistic but it's simple. #1 you taught me that God created this world as a gift to humanity #2 you taught me that if someone gives me a gift, I should show my appreciation by using it. Ergo God gave me sex and booze and partying as a gift and I would be rude if I acted like the gift wasn't good enough for me. Hedonism is the logical conclusion of believing the world was created by a loving God. He not only doesn't mind if you abuse substances and then jerk off, he would be OFFENDED if you didn't. So go masturbate and do drugs in the name of the heavenly Father, amen.

thinking about nothing currently but yang's hugs and how she always puts one hand on the back of a person's head and brings them in against her so that they're against her shoulder and it makes me want to SOB.

also that team RWBY group hug was sorely needed i love it sm.

That's it. That's the dream. I'm almost mad that that's the dream.

That's half the dream. The other half is being fairie fucking godmother to everyone on the planet.

See, I had 100k for a hot minute. Doesn't matter why. But for nearly a calendar year, I picked up the tab every chance I got, i lavished people with gifts, I took a friend to Greece, I paid for healthcare for myself and a few other people, for lawyers to help someone get out of an abusive marriage, Christmas presents for a single mom of 3.

It felt incredible. Just to take away the worry and say, "I've got you." Instacart groceries to a grieving friend of a friend across town. Pay the unexpected car repairs. Gift a young artist a yearlong subscription to Procreate.

That's why I'll never understand billionaires. If you could fix it, if money could actually make even one life better, why would you not do it? Even just for the kick? Hell, i don't care if it feeds your ego. Be Tony Stark, be Superman, idgaf. When you'll never be able to spend all that you have, even if you some up every damn day like it was your job, if you could end world hunger six times over for the price of a social media company, why wouldn't you just DO IT?

I don't have a coherent conclusion to this, except that if I ever meet Jeff Bezos, I'll beat him to death with my bare fists.

can I join in on beating jeff bezos with bare fists? :3

I want to watch that man bleeding and bruised to the point you can't recognize him anymore 🥰

this man is the one true ally

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

CC:

Brother: What does the order mean?

Person filming: They/she?

Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?

Person filming: They- they more than she.

Brother: Oh god

[laughter from the person filming]

Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?

[more laughter]

Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?

Just… RWBY! <3

Holy crap this is beautiful

Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday

Ooooh apparently it starts tonight so here's some important advice for people watching Eurovision this week!!

1.) Don't.

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

Delicious and dragons

Just a dandy boy 🌻

Explain your reasoning plzzz

Decided I’m resurrecting this