Finally, a worthy foe for Plinko Horse
Taffy Puller Cow
reblog to taffy a cow
This is how they make beef jerky
vegans will tell you this is the process to make one (1) ham burger
vegans will tell you
this is the process to make
one (1) ham burger
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!
Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！
The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious
I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him
It’s so funny
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART
The notes on this!!
Awww
“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW
lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~
can they see this right now??
OMG HE’S ADORABLE
NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”
Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”
NiceGuy™:
“I hope my crush wears sexy
underwear to bed”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The way Mort the Chicken stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
the alphabet as seen from directly above
ı I ı I ı I ꞁ I i ¡ I I ı ı ı ꞁ ꞁ ı ı I ı ı ı ı ꞁ ı
the alphabet as seen from the side (lowercase)
A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.
“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”
you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur
EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT BEFORE YOU HAS TAKEN THE ROCKS AND BOTTLES AND MADE THEM INTO SHIELDS AND WINDCHIMES
Holy motherfucking shit. Don’t fucking come at me about Queer is a slur. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS. It was hurled at me like a fucking spear all through my youth. I know it’s a god damn slur. And it’s mine. You don’t get to take it away from me because you can’t take also away the scars it gave me while I was standing in front of my younger queer siblings in this community.
always, always reblog this one.
If my enemy swings a sword at me and I take that sword away from them, it’s my sword now. And the person telling me I can’t use it because it belongs to my enemy and I have to give it back to them sounds quite a bit like an enemy themselves.
^^ god that analogy
Yesssssssssss.
This came around again, but it’s worth sharing and remembering. You have the right to only accept certain words be used to describe you, but so does everyone else.
I have this bookmarked to through at people who DM me about using the word Queer.
The rallying cry when I was but a baby Bi was
We’re here
We’re Queer
Get Used To It!
And that has stuck with me ever since.
Goddamn this is beautiful. Queer is above all my #1 label and I find untold amounts of strength in it. It’s a word that absolutely defines me, and feels like an armor of gratitude for those who fought battles so that we could stand.
And I say this as someone who first came out in the early 90’s, who marched in many dyke marches, who lost a friend to AIDS, who has been to so many dyke softball games it isn’t funny… I could go on all day.
The Lesbian Avengers were a political action group, and one of their actions was to literally eat fire while chanting
“The fire will not consume us. We take it and make it our own”
it was a message that not only said that we were reclaiming and therefore defusing the things that can harm us but that the fire was also a fuel.
Oh and their slogan? “We Recruit” This was a partly tongue and cheek and partly defiant statement referencing a strong homophobic view at the time that we were sexual deviants that were preying on and recruiting vulnerable people.
Queer is a slur and you are not going to take it away from me.
“The fire will not
consume us. We take it and
make it our own”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Jesse: "Yo, Mr. Fring, I've been thinking about this quote, man. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." What do you make of that?"
Gus: "Ah, Jesse, I see you've stumbled upon the existential musings of Albert Camus. It's an intriguing concept, to say the least."
Gus: "Sisyphus, condemned to an eternity of rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll back down again, represents the futility and absurdity of life's struggles."
Gus: "However, Camus suggests that by accepting and embracing this absurdity, one can find happiness."
Jesse: "Yeah, but I mean, isn't that just some crazy philosophical bullshit? How can someone be happy in such a fucked-up situation?"
Gus: "Happiness, Jesse, is a state of mind. It's not about the circumstances we find ourselves in, but rather how we choose to perceive and respond to them."
Gus: "Sisyphus, despite his eternal struggle, can find meaning and purpose in his repetitive task. By embracing his fate and finding fulfillment in the act itself, he transcends the burden he carries."
Jesse: "That's deep shit, man. So, what, you're saying we should just accept all the crap that comes our way and be happy about it?"
Gus: "Not necessarily. Acceptance doesn't mean complacency. It means acknowledging the realities of our situation and finding a way to navigate them while maintaining our inner peace."
Gus: "It's about finding meaning in the journey, even if the destination remains elusive."
Jesse: "Yeah? I guess that makes sense in some messed-up, twisted way... Hey, speaking of finding happiness, have you tried Taco Bell's Nacho Fries? They're insane, man!"
Gus: "...Nacho Fries, Mr. Pinkman?"
Jesse: "Oh, you gotta try 'em, Mr. Fring! They're like these crispy, seasoned fries with this gooey cheese dipping sauce. It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth, man. I bet you'd love 'em."
Gus: "If they are as remarkable as you claim, perhaps we can find a moment to indulge. After all, even in the face of existential ponderings, we mustn't forget to appreciate life's simpler pleasures."
Jesse: "That's what I'm talkin' about, Mr. Fring! We'll have ourselves a little culinary adventure amidst all the fucking chaos. Life's all about finding those moments of joy, even if it means embracing the absurdity along the way, right?"
Gus: "Indeed, Jesse. Life's contradictions often lead us to unexpected discoveries. Perhaps, we may find a glimpse of Sisyphus' elusive happiness in the process."
This reads like a kingdom hearts cutscene.
I really needed to read this today. Thank you.
Potato girl has her life goals in order.
This is a game changer.
We’re all goin here right
Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun
I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit
