yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.
doom yourself before the narrative does
moonlandingwasfaked
what the hell is this
this is how they killed jesus
twinkcommunist
Happy Good Friday
Anonymous asked:
I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies
do i look like a priest to you
any girls need their rent paid? i cant help you im just saying hi.
We can't jerk off or ibuprofen out way out of this one fellas