Scully: I ran into Mulder in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.
All I'll say is that it has been a very wild week to be someone with a lifelong Titanic special interest. A very wild week indeed.
I’m not going to explain myself
this image feels appropriate to put here
He was about to show the reason why people called him howl
happy 1st birthday Howl Pegging Comic ❤️
HAPPY 200K HOWL PEGGING COMIC 😭👏 jesus christ
i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Guy who is about to find out why his spaceship is called the Icarus
“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”
we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks
he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them
Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access










