Emoji Review: Bat

A sweet fuzzy friend out to find something to eat! 10/10!!!

A circle emoji face on a bat body. Still cute enough to be a silly halloween decoration so 8/10

A heavy outline, sheet wings, what are ur feet doing babe. 1/10

Now that’s what I call a bat! Minus one just cause it looks like a mounted specimen rather than a fluttering friend 9/10

Big-eared baby! A tiny friend coming to say hello! 10/10!!!!

What are those wings even doin. This looks like a placemat. 1/10

Well-defined bat friend!!! You can see her thumbs and lil toesies! Fuzzy and cute 100/10 Facebook actually did something good!

The fluffiest one here! Round boy with tiny eyes. The ‘cute’ section of the halloween decorations 10/10 adorable

Hope those red eyes mean she’s albino and not a jab at bats being ‘evil’ cos they’re not!!! The fluff and cuteness are redeeming but what’s with that body shape and limb placement!!! 7/10

That’s a batarang, nice try -10/10

I wish the world was as comfortable and safe as animal crossing 

Target has a “Halloween Dachshund Skeleton” and one of the product photos is a room with nothing in it except the skeleton.

this actually made me laugh out loud

when people hate on ur fav non stop but you keep on liking them anyway

Honestly, this is what it’s like being a Gemini ✌🏼

I’ll just put this here

ClueFinders: 3rd Grade Adventures (1998)

In my next life I will be reborn as #god.

I had to look at this pic of Chris hemsworth so now all of u do too

I….

the regis be like

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my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

HABY BIRTDOY

Everyone during the French monarchy (1735) - colorized

Been there

Sometimes you just want to rest your head on a big hairy chest and that is valid.

technician: good news, doctor!  we’ve successfully captured and/or created a deadly mutant space creature.

scientist: fantastic work, recruit.

technician: thank you, sir!  what do you want us to do with it now?

scientist: put it in my hollow glass cylinder filled with blue-green fluid and connect one or more thin plastic pipes to its body.

technician: do you want us to occasionally blow some air bubbles upward through the liquid?

scientist: abso-fucking-lutely i do