no matter how employed i actually am, i will always be unemployed in my heart
Someone please tell me how to use tumblr without feeling like I’m sitting in soil mechanics, putting off unfollowing the superwholocks, and remembering that twink-hunk-bear trifecta superimposed onto a USGS soil classification chart.
why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?
TIL Weird Al turned down $5 million, in the late 80s, to endorse a beer company. He thought it was ethically wrong because, “a lot of his fans were young and impressionable.”
jooshcognito
Y'all: *has a literal database of every kind of car make and model that fits into their pocket*
Also y'all: *absolutely refuses to use it to their advantage in any way and instead posts memes about not knowing what certain cars look like*
Exactly. I’m here to be pretty not learn about stupid shit.
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
angiekerberbye-deactivated20190
I would prefer to not tell you what I did wrong… Gourmet Makes: Claire Saffitz Attempts to Make Gourmet Twix - s1, e19
Idk how I zone out for 9 hours a day but apparently thats hours this year has been passing me by.