i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
It's actually kind of insane that we give cats catnip, like you're just like hmm I'm not busy today so why not let my cat trip balls for a while as a treat
Can you imagine if I was like well I have an edible and my one year old niece seems bored so...
Like what if I said "I give my hamster lsd sometimes, he loves it!" You'd think I was out of my mind. But not cats we give them drugs all the time and no one cares.
some animals were born to have a good as fuckk time...
been frustrated and overwhelmed with the way romance permeates every bit of our culture and lives recently. inescapable
Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)
According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.
You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.
ohgodsabove
this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen
Important context: they’re married to each other.
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.
okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate
REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL
[ pt: ] reblog if it's okay for me to bother you if you're my mutual
he really liked standing on the mango
mosspuddle
no really he was completely transfixed by it
self-recognition through the Other
[ID: Dracula from Hotel Transilvania smiling at the camera with his arms crossed. There is text over the image that reads, "Haha Mutual, you are on my dashboard". End ID]