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Mr. Eat Her

@mr-eather

🇲|🇯🇲|🇭|Interactive Not Safe For Anywhere Should be over 18 if you're on my page, but policing you is your PARENT'S job. An affinity for women. The female body is a work of art, not all works of art are the same. #NaturalHairLover #SelfLove

After the short lived conversations of sex and our likely sexual encounters, what is left? Can I turn to you as a friend and ask for advice? Can you be there for me in my time of sadness? Can we discuss religion, politics, music, current events? Sometimes, no matter how much you try to or actually do water the mind, heart and soul of someone, there’s just never any growth. Have more than a wet pussy or a strong stroke game. Be of some value to those you interact with, if even only a little.

Anonymous asked:

The 30 something anon sleeping with the 19 year old here. My response to why can't you find someone your own age: I HAVE but because my expectations for a guy my age is so much higher and we never really have time for each other. See, I'm a busy professional who works a lot and a single mom and this guy is always available when I want some dick. And the dick is amazing fat AND long. And he's very teachable and takes direction well. He's fine af and nice body all of that.

👍🏿That’s your business.

You asked me, I think it’s gross ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My opinion doesn’t have to matter to you, beloved. Do you!

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Just say you a nasty bitch and go sis. MAD DICKS OUT HERE. Ole heffa.

this shit just got even more creepy .

you’re a professional so what exactly attracted you to this young man prior to y’all fucking ?

you’re a single mom however you’re sexualizing a child . .

whay if some older woman was fixed on your son ? you’re going to have this same energy or ?

Where the fuck do 30-something’s and teenagers mingle that she even met this nigga?

probably dropping her own damn child off at school .

BYE BRIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOO

What’s wrong with two consenting adults having sex?

ADULTS ? nigga what are you even talking about ?

that’s like a reporter labeling a 15 year old as a man . let’s be real .

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I wanna reblog this shit based simply on EQUALITY! It’s not often I see this. And I fucks with it! We would afterall, chastise a man in his 30′s sleeping a teen. Would we not? So why should it be any different when the older person is a woman? So again, I fucks with this.

I love your pussy, but let's discuss history, the future and global events. Both good and bad,

Mr. Eat Her

Meaning Of Life

Remember Christ seh dat John di Baptist was once Elijah

Suh maybe each of us beyond di grave is a survivor 

And di afterlife is where yuh prepare fi di next life, dat si di good yuh do return and di wrongs yuh pay di price fah 

So when yuh see a stranger dats feeling so familiar, they could have been yuh lover or maybe someone dat kill ya 

We always keep returning, di purpose is to build yuh 

Until the hate is gone and only love alone a fill yuh.......

Excerpts from Kabaka Pyramid’s track titled Meaning Of Life from his 2018 album titled Kontraband

Meaning Of Life

What is di meaning of life, if yuh only have one chance fi live not even twice, widout nuh choice

What is di meaning of life, when di earth has been around for suh long, a couple billion and mi seh

What is di meaning of life if yuh only have one chance fi live and some die as a kid, mi seh

What is di meaning of life, do you go to heaven and live eternally wit all yuh breddren

Excerpts from Kabaka Pyramid’s track titled Meaning Of Life from his 2018 album titled Kontraband

Going Sideways

When you come at someone sideways for something that is genuinely a simple misunderstanding, don’t let your first excuse for your reaction be “I’ve been hurt before”. Yes, you’ve been hurt and that should not be overlooked. However, just like you, maybe the person has been hurt too. Doesn’t give them the right to intentionally come at you sideways.

Not to be that Jamaican but we influence so much. Hip hop, reggaeton, dembow (the song it originates from is literally the name lol), and there’s more that I won’t delve into rn but I’m so proud to be Jamaican like wow what a strong and trend setting set of people! Likkle but wi tallawah 🇯🇲

@skinnyfuckingdude one of the bases of rap is what was known as toasting back in the 70s. The style of improvised rhyming over an instrumental of a dub record or “riddim” as we call it in ny country was brought over in the 70s along with the use of huge sound systems (and teams of MCs who battle over who had the best sound) and fused with the established style of music in NY. Kool DJ Herc (a Jamaican immigrant) was the one to fuse the sounds of Jamaica and America (reggae wasn’t too well received in NY just yet) and begin the practice of toasting. Through the creativity and shared work of both groups though, rap evolved into what it is today.

The thing is, I’m not saying Jamaicans are gods and we give the diaspora gifts of influence in a cocky way.. although we are.. I’m just saying we have a lot of creativity and a willingness to share.

And as far as accepting that and knowing the history to something you seem to enjoy based on your reply is essential if you’re gonna be annoying on the internet.

ya fav rapper from the 70s 80s 90s was probably born in Jamaica & when they came to new york at 12/13/14 they mixed the sounds the knew from home with the ones found here and ya favorite music was born. 

Exactly. There’s no shame in acknowledging the influences that shaped hip hop… no man.. or piece of the diaspora.. is an island.

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A dem kinda tings yah mek man affi jus bumbo klaat smile enuh! Cho man! Somebody gimme 6 tin a Pyro or Baygon and 3 lighter! Lone fire inna dis raas!

Let Them Explore Their Natural Beauty!

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ALLOW ME TO BLAST THIS LIKE A CANON! Said it before and I'll say it again. I'm not the most Afrocentric person you can find, but I don't believe black women should EVER wear anything fake in their hair BUT braids. And I WORST don't believe little girls need it. What they need is to be taught love of self so that as an adult, they don't perpetuate the stupidity of weaves. Accept what you have, love what you have, nurture what you have.

Etiquette 101

Women: Foot Care

My women, my oh so lovely women! Your feet! I genuinely don't get why some of you refuse to take care of your feet? I don't think you need to go to the nail tech EVERY WEEK to keep your feet proper. It's not that hard, STOP PLAYING! And you can't have busted feet and go "Come on babe, suck/lick my toes......PLEASE?". I think the fuck NOT! And taking care of your feet doesn't mean getting acrylics/fake nails. Taking care of your feet doesn't mean getting it polished. You can soak your feet, clip kr file, buff out your nails with a very fine grade board, shape your nails properly, put on a clair coat. THAT'S IT! Give the stupid fake nails a break, let your appendages breath. Also, wear shoes that makes sense, corns are NOT cute! I don't have a foot nor finger fetish, but I refuse to touch ugly feet and I appreciate hands and feet that are cared for.

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Men: Shave

I don't mean your face. I mean your arm pits and groin (dick and balls). The hair provides added surface area on which bacteria can play. Now you got a nasty smelling crotch and mad that she don't wanna give you head. This, is insulting. Disrespectful really. Now, you don't have to present yourself as a naked mole rat, but at LEAST keep it very low. A Braun electric trimmer costs between $20 and $30. Invest in one.

PSA

If I take an interest in communicating with you, it means that there's something about you I like beyond that of a purely sexual nature. I'm not blind, I know what your body looks like. Neither am I thirsty. Yes, I like it, but what else is there? And if you've spoken with me in private, you know this. Do not, under any circumstance, come at me like a trifling guy without just cause. I kid around a lot, make jokes (they're not always funny), like a light hearted convo. If I say something that offends you or got you feeling some kinda way or say/do something you don't understand, SAY IT TO ME! ARTICULATE! USE YOUR WORDS! I don't appreciate being come at like I did you wrong on purpose or I’m taking you for ride when it was clearly an honest misunderstanding. Don't project what some other guy or guys did to you. Yes, we all have our guards up, as we should, but if I've done you no wrong, don't treat me that way. The "I just have a strong personality" line, is BULL SHIT! Swerve with that garbage. I don't demand much, but treat me with the same amount of respect that I'm showing to you. It's that simple.

It’s All Talk Until.....

It’s all talk until you say “Hey, I have a trip coming up, I’ll be in your city next month”, then people start disappearing like a teaspoon of water on a hot pavement. If you have no interest in ever meeting someone, say so from jump. If you did, but things changed along the way, then just say so. And men, as always, in parting, NO MEANS NO!

A short excerpt (feeling bored)
Laying on your back on the bed, your legs spread wide open my dick teasing you in a most devilish manner. I don't all the way in, just the head. Meanwhile you're rubbing your clit, applying pressure to it intermittently. Your pussy getting wetter and aching for my dick to slide in more. Slowly sliding in, bending your legs back towards your chest, nipples brushing your thighs. I can feel you pussy contracting around my shaft as I maintain a steady stroke. I pull out leaving just the head inside to linger. Your contraction squeezing out your pussy juices as your excitement and anticipation builds. With a forceful movement, I surprise you with a deep stroke. Your eyes open wide, then close as your mind processes the sudden change. Swiftly I pull it back out of you, this time ramming it into your soaking pussy harder than I did before. Your mouth opens and releases a "FUCK! YES!". Your pussy getting so wet it's starting to run over your asshole and down your crack like small stream........getting the sheets wet. I stop for a moment, dick deep inside you. I give your clit some attention. The tempo of your contractions tells me you're dangerously close to an orgasm. I want you to cum on my dick. You can feel as my dick pulsates inside you as I fight the urge to cum. I rub your clit even harder. I need you to cum on my dick! FUUUUCCCCKKK! As you're cumin I start to stroke harder and deeper. Your moans fill the room as your pussy empties it's juices onto my dick, but it shall getnno rest for I'm about to flood it with my own load of cum! The feeling of our liquids being mixed together is one of indescribable pleasure.
There's no reason for deception!

I don't understand social media. Actually, that statement is incorrect, for social media is just a tool. It's PEOPLE that I don't understand. Social media (especially this one) is a platform where ANYONE can be EXACTLY who they are without fear of being persecuted (at least that's the premise). You wanna be a hoe? Be a hoe! You're a girl and wanna pretend to be a boy? Be a boy! You want to express a side of you in a public space yet remain anonymous or gain notoriety for whatever reason whether it be for self empowerment or just to show off, then that's all on you. What I DON'T understand is the LIES! You MAY have reason to lie to someone who ACTUALLY knows you. A friend you don't want to share something with, a family member, a neighbour, a co-worker or so, but what reason could you POSSIBLY HAVE to lie to someone who doesn't even live in the same country as you do? It makes no sense to me. I don't know you, I don't know where you live, I'm sure as hell not about to hop on a plane to come find your ass in whatever hole you reside in. So why the deception? I made it CLEAR that my page is an interactive one. I LOVE and ADORE females. So it's possible that I'll hit you up, have a little chat, try to get to know you. Simply put, that's just who I am, I don't really know another way. The extra thirsty ass behaviour I find to be very unbecoming. It suits some, I'm not the one for it. There's a time and place for things and if during our interactions the convo takes on a more sexual nature, that's great. I won't come outta pocket at you for no reason. So please, IF I reach out to you and you're just not into that, just swerve and keep the lies and deception to yourself. It's not that serious, I'll keep it pushing. There is no ill will nor bad blood for for just being honest.

NSFW COMMUNITY!

since yahoo has bought Tumblr it has been a struggle to post videos on tumblr. We need to make tumblr what it use to be. The nsfw community built tumblr, it’s a way for people to express their sexuality without being judged. The content rules now on tumblr makes no sense, we can post gif’s of our vids but can’t post the actual vid? What’s the difference 🙄 @staff can we please fix this issue? There’s no reason to halfway support us with flagging our content but don’t get all the features. PLEASE REBLOG NSFW COMMUNITY!

everyone please reblog and tag @staff

Always reblog

@staff

😩So this is why none of my new Vids are posting🙇🏽‍♀️

@staff make us proud

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Worthy of a reblog. You can either listen to the people who use your services ooooorr, be like the president and not care what the people think. Be the change @staff

Black Is Beautiful

BLACK eye, BLACK hair, BLACK skin, BLACK Queen stand majestic with the BLACK King, Today I'll sing you a black song, yuh need to hear about BEAUTIFUL BLACK THINGS, Cause, most time we hear about black, we hear about black magic and black witches Black list, black book, black market, black friday yuh spend off yuh black riches Excerpts from Chronixx track titled Black Is Beautiful from his 2017 album titled Chronology

HOW?

How is it possible that in 2017 people are still tattooing on any name other than their kids or a family member i.e. mom, brother, sister, tou get the point. Exactly how stupid can you be? No commitment, no nothing, just up in your feelings and go slap someone's name on your skin? Then you go on social media boo-hooing how the person never loved you and wasn't "down" for you like you were for them? Nobody wants to hear that garbage. Swerve with all that! It's almost 2018. If you're not getting any wiser now, when will you ever?