thank you dark souls

never gets old

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

Legionnaire: Ave, true to Caesar

Courier, pulling out a weapon:

literally any one of us could make a blog like gaud or fish called like the-huggable-mr-loopy-doopy and the icon is a prolapsed asshole & you could still get a following you just make 85 strategically queued possts a day that say like “aaa i love!!!! breathing!!!!!!! i love to!!!!!!! consum oxygan” and gen zers with stage 5 internet brain poisoning aka hussie’s disease will slam the reblog button in the millions and some of them will also make the prolapsed asshole their icon and isnt that what we want in the end. to fill the website with destroyed buttholes again. I got kinda lost in this one

I’m just reblogging this version because I want people to see this person’s absolute trainwreck of a bio

me: im so glad im finally home!!! now i can draw stuff and make the things i want and be productive and-!!!!

me, being home:

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

BITCH IM ABOUT TO JUST [DISAPPEARS UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES] 

The current obsession with not using plastic is great, until the end goal becomes Not Using Plastic rather than Being Better To The Environment

Like I just saw someone on Facebook say that all of the plastic novelty gifts in Christmas crackers should be replaced with metal. Hey! That's! Not! Environmentally! Friendly! Either! You gotta tackle consumption of things like said novelty single-use gifts, not just change their material and call it a day

when I see my friends using wii remotes in an unsafe way

when my goth gf had a stressful day

Cinematic parallels

it was neccesary

Malware ads are all like "7000 HOT babes are looking to chat just with YOU!!! Click here and download this .EXE so the HOT babes know where you are" and people still fall for them

My uncle fell for this once and I had to fix his laptop afterwards.

Your uncle is a slut