Garrus kicks his legs and giggles and twirls his hair when Shepard is around
Anonymous asked:
What in the god damn shit are you on about?
just talking
so we get solangelo book, percy jackson disney+ tv series AND book 6 of percy jackson and the olympians??? all in the same year???
[ID: a digital drawing of percy jackson, annabeth chase, and grover underwood drawn as their tv cast counterparts. percy is in the center, brandishing riptide and looking upwards with a determined expression. a wave of water rushes around him and an open red backpack containing the master lightning bolt is strapped to his back. he has pale skin, curly blonde hair, and brown eyes, and is wearing a blue t-shirt and black shorts. annabeth is to his left, wielding her bronze dagger in one hand and putting on her yankees cap with the other. she has dark brown skin, brown eyes, and black hair styled in long braids. sheโs wearing an orange camp half-blood t-shirt, jean shorts, and white sneakers with rainbow striped socks. sheโs smiling and looking towards percy with a determined expression. grover is on the right, looking upwards, holding his pan flute up in one hand. heโs wearing a green and white tye-dye camp half-blood shirt and cargo shorts. he has brown skin, brown eyes, and curly dark brown hair. multicolored leaves fly around him. the light of riptide and the master bolt reflect on all three of them. End ID.]
tv trio!
a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson
1. I steal my older brotherโs PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandomย
2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposedโfor the first timeโto the fact that itโs weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere elseย
3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ whoโs been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when heโs elected because i donโt want to dieย
4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, Iโm allowed to sleep in my own room
5. Now that Iโve been exposed to the real world and the fact that Iโve been groomed, Iโm not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(โข) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new cityย
6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think itโs cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(โข) with a golf cart
7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk
8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. Sheโs suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.
9. Itโs revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. Sheโs been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I arenโt related. This was another scam from my father
Understandable response
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Me reading from point 2 to point 3:
iโve clearly regressed to the 5th grade, so hereโs some percy jackson fanart ladies and gents
the percy jackson movies are good, actually (5/?): iconic lines ๐ from the sea of monsters ๐
shepard tells garrus and only garrus about the little boy they saw die on earth at the beginning of mass effect 3 and that alone makes their friendship/relationship more powerful than any other ship in the mass effect trilogy
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[B&W Commission] Meg Shepard and Garrus Vakarian for Slasherfucker on twitter.
Are Shepardโs friends finally giving her a taste of her own medicine, or are they actually all a little face blind when it comes to different species? IDK! Mostly I made this because Traynor looks just enough like my shep in ME3 that it throws me off sometimes.
Bioware, I beg of you, whatever you end up doing for the next Mass Effect game, STOP USING CHARACTER CREATOR ASSETS TO MAKE GAY ROMANCEABLE CREWMATES.
Cut up comic for easier tumblr reading (hopefully) below the cut!
