WE ARE BACK, GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!

hannah montana fucking fooled me as a child i never watched the show or paid any attention to commercials for it or anyone talking about it so i thought for years that that brown haired girl and the blonde girl were different people

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

HAPPY APOLLO JUSTICE (and the other 2 games) PORT ANNOUNCEMENT 🎉🎉🎉

never watched any star wars movie in my life but i think i just realized that i've been subconsciously thinking of luke and anakin as the same guy. i mean they have the same last name right. what a coincidence huh

had to search em up to see if they were actually different guys and wow. that guy's darth vader. i've heard of that guy

BIG WIN FOR GAY PEOPLE (ME)

Making fun of bi women married to men and het trans people makes you a loser btw and it's not going to get you any pussy or clout, it just makes you look like an asshole. Pride month PSA

APOLLO JUSTICE ACE ATTORNEY TRILOGY BABYYYYYYYYY

So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

Mia would like the internet to know that she is now warm and dry

The conversation

i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed

It's real and it got better.

yaaaay happy ace attorney pride month everyone

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

anyways reminder that scars of any kind are morally neutral and not bad or harmful to show. if that shit is healed and not a literal open wound it is not fucking bad. it is not okay to shame or trigger warning a normal fucking part of someone’s body, including and especially when it’s a sign of physical or mental illness.

look every single time I make posts like this someone comes on my post like “not self harm scars though! those are triggering!” and fucking. think about what you’re implying for just one second here. you’re saying that if anyone has ever even once hit a mental point where they harmed themself in a way that left a lasting mark they can never show their body uncensored again. this is okay to you? you think this is fucking okay?

also, to expand on this: do not assume you know what are and aren't self harm scars. i have 'traditional self harm scar' looking scars that are not self harm, just that i have a cat and scar easily. i have scars that do not look like self harm scars that very much are. you do not have the right to go up to someone and ask "hey, what are you scars from so i can decide if i can censor your body?", nor the right to assume the origin of someone's scars in order to censor their body. In general, no one's scars or any other part of their body is your business

i also want to interrogate the stigma against open/ongoing/unhealed wounds – in addition to self-injury, plenty of disabilities cause chronic wounds, impaired healing, etc (diabetes, other vascular conditions, hidradenitis suppurativa, just to name a few) & there’s nothing wrong with existing in public while visibly wounded / with a transparent dressing / etc

with soap2day gone, it's important to remember that talking about piracy online is inherently dangerous for the hosting site. if you have a site you like, DO NOT POST ABOUT IT. especially not on tiktok / twitter / instagram. do not turn it into a meme. if someone wants to know where to watch something, dm it to them and explain why you shouldn't share info willy nilly. honestly if you have the resources, get into torrenting.

loose lips sink ships. some things aren't widely talked about for a reaon.

my thoughts on today's announcement