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@mouthwashonmydickbrah

all the mouth wash in all the wrong places.
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trust

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run

Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*
Me: *finds tortilla chips*
Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.
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skelebabie

I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked over

stop reblogging this

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cardsagainsthumanitarians

Can we please talk about the art on the wall behind you?