in death there emerges life

Too soon!

I guess now I can open tumblr in public

The quality of that gif omg lol

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!

Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:

martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that

simon, a gay with common sense and eyes:

Simon: *literally gets bullied and shunned by the whole school for being gay*

The whole school: *shows up to the Ferris wheel to cheer Simon on now that he decides to be confident*

Simon:

SImon: Outed for being gay and having his entire intimate thoughts and feelings published for the world to see, losing someone he cared about

SImon’s friends: Let’s make this about me.

my ass sitting in the theater:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

some underappreciated spongebob moments

michelle & miranda really out here giving the gays everything we want

Tumblr be like

Look at my new sexy pic!

You look so good!

Thank you!

Fuck me

me on 17th and all the porn is still around:

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting