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Oh honey. Oh sweetie.

He'd be dead if Trump were president.

Does tumblr grant you one of those stupid badges next to your name every time you talk like a sanctimonious fucking moron?

What you don’t understand is that every one of the $30 billion dollars that goes to President Biden’s Safer America plan is infused with his loving magic, bestowed upon him by the angels, that lightens police officers weight and force by 30%. This way when an officer slams a child into the ground and puts their knees in their back, it breaks much fewer ribs. Trump and his sorcerers are working on sinister magic to give cops super strength.

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

actually it's worse than that, Biden didn't say that when MLK was in jail in 1963 -- he said it a full 14 years later in 1977, while arguing against integration as a senator in formal hearings

he then had the gall in more recent years to claim he was arrested while "defending civil rights," which I guess he was counting on no one fact checking because there's no record of that and it obviously runs counter to the fact he literally fought against people's civil rights

he even repeated the claim last week, this time changing his story to not an arrest but just being brought home. no record of it, no one left alive to verify any of his very blatant lies

(sorry for using CNN, it popped up first when doing a search to find a report on it)

i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

what about fuckin gay n nasty

there is one thing i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing

Yeah biden is fucking toast lol

foucaults boomerang in full swing and you have the electoralist “left” still trying to browbeat people into voting for biden because “the same but worse will happen under trump”

we hear endlessly “if you care so much, vote about it” but when we try to use our vote as leverage, like explicitly what they have told us is our only legitimate bargaining chip (not even to vote for the opposition or for an alternative but just to abstain from voting at all), we are told that we are “holding democracy hostage” lmfao

Just a reminder for people who may not know, in light of protestors at UCLA being shot in the face with rubber bullets— rubber bullets are not bullets made of rubber. They are metal bullets encased in rubber.

Despite being called “non-lethal” or sometimes “less lethal”, they are well known to cause death and permanent disability.

Here’s a photo showing their size— these are actual rubber bullets used during the Black Lives Matter protests in 2020.

Do not let them downplay the severity of what they are subjecting this students to for standing against genocide. Stay safe and stay educated.

using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

‼️🇵🇸🇮🇱🇨🇴 Colombia’s president says country will sever ties with Israel

🔸 Source: Al Jazeera

centrist guy in 1970 seeing university anti-vietnam war protests in the news

The difference, of course, being that university students in the 1970s stood a good chance of being drafted, and therefore had a direct material interest in opposing the Vietnam war, because the war’s continuation could very well get them killed.

These students, by contrast, are taking a conflict that fundamentally isn’t about them and doesn’t involve them (with the exception of Palestinian-Americans and others with familial relationships in the conflict area), and using it as an excuse to play-act their revolutionary fantasies in a setting they know they’re safe to do so in, secure in the knowledge that push won’t come to shove in the form of something like a draft.

It’s also worth pointing out that the Vietnam protests could legitimately be described as anti-war. Judging by the tenor of these particular protests (and rhetorically analyzing the content of chants, posters, signs, etc.), this round of protest could, at best, be described as a mixed bag: in a “some of them are anti-war, for sure, but a non-insignificant number of them are really just fine with war, they’re only upset their side isn’t winning” way.

Here at Kent State the survivors of the 1970 shooting are going out of their way to support the student protesters. Keep their name out of your mouth.

If anything is "privileged," it's acting superior to an anti-war protest from the sidelines.

Drafting was not the only reason people protested. In the vietnam war, like now, universities were outsourced by the US to develop weapons. Agent Orange was developed in part by several major US universities. Students are protesting the use of their educational funds for military occupation. This makes complete and total sense, there is absolutely no justification for a University to supply resources for the destruction of lives and homes- doubly so when Israel has been bombing Gaza's schools while occupied.

fellas is it privileged to care about genocide even if you aren't directly impacted by it????

really wish "abolish the police" was trending with all the news, it feels like a lot of ppl have forgotten since the height of blm

please dont tell a black person to not view police violence as a pressing issue, thanks.

my post in no way even specified the US, and it didnt for a good reason. abolish the police is an INTERNATIONAL CONCEPT.

police literally openly all over the world participate in genocide. and yes, the police in the united states participate in genocide. there are several genocides occurring. im not distracting from shit. i have the capacity to care about multiple things and so should you. im simply highlighting that cops are in fact a tool of genocides, with an 's', and my sadness comes from the sudden burst of support during blm no longer being present.

these things are CONNECTED. the iof is full of cops. the iof TRAINS COPS. even if youre only focused on one issue, which apparently you are, attack it from multiple angles.

Also jumping on this as a Palestinian-American to say, in addition to everything OP said -- our liberation is as interconnected as our oppression is!!! Palestinians are deep supporters of Black liberation, and have always stood in solidarity with anti-police protests!

Plus it's fully wild to watch the same cops that brutalize BLM protestors brutalize these college students asking for divestment and go "hmmmm is this the time to talk about police brutality?" IT FUCKING IS. OF COURSE IT IS. YOU'RE WATCHING IOF TRAINED COPS GLEEFULLY BEATING COLLEGE STUDENTS, WHO ARE ASKING THE UNIVERSITIES THEY GO TO, FOR DIVESTMENT FROM AN APARTHEID GENOCIDAL STATE. COPS WHO BY ALL ACCOUNTS ARE STILL GOING AFTER BLACK AND BROWN STUDENTS IN HIGHER NUMBERS.

yeah this is the right time. it does not "take attention from the pressing issue" are you kidding me??? How can you watch what's happening right now, and not see how these issues are TIED together. BLOWS MY MIND. Any excuse to be anti-black truly.

all this to affirm... palestine isn't free until the police are abolished. palestine isn't free until prisons are abolished. palestine isn't free until black people across the globe are free.

whiteboy yaoi fans used to have sort of a herd structure that allowed them to survive independently, even synthesizing their own food: a bland but nutrient-rich slurry known as “johnlock”. however as urbanization and hunting season have thinned their numbers (good thing), they have evolved into a parasitic lifestyle, and now spawn in the notes of lesbians’ personal posts at light levels 7 and below

post that broke containment because of mildly funny wording: just got my roommate a burger and she said shes an “amerimaxxing burgerchad” i hate it here (WE ARE BOTH WOMEN)

the tags for some reason:

#this is sooooo ricky and nathan

#junie heres the post i was telling you about thats LITERALLY rathan during the dragons crown arc

#𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒔… 🕊 / / (Nathan) #…𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆🔥/ / (Ricky)

#my yandere!nathan x omega!ricky au #not fic

#need to draw this it fits so well with the citadel scene… imagine if hed done this instead of punching ricky and calling him a slur maybe theyd be dating by now #atrjboa #nathan atrjboa #ricky atrjboa

#this post IS nathan and ricky. i dont care that its lesbians. if i stop thinking about nathan and ricky for 5 seconds i’ll kill myself

#****** & ***** in that one episode

#harry dubois

the place adventure time has in just culture in general is so so funny to be because it's so prevalent whether through just merch with characters on it or designs directly referencing the style/aesthetics and yet most people have not actually seen the show past season 1-5 (including me until like a year ago!) so if you try to explain any post s5 adventure time plot where it basically became a complete different show you sound fucking insane. they don't even know about princess bubblegum's gay cousin chicle. they don't even know about my dear friend fern.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MAGIC BETTY