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you know when you love someone and it's just like.. i would like to make some soup for you
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“When bravery isn’t enough, let belief be your anchor. The belief that it will pass; that somewhere still there is light and goodness; the belief that it will be okay. If your compass needle becomes frantic, stop to breathe. Every breath composed is reason to try harder, to stay a while longer. I remember choking once, begging for air, on my knees and clutching my chest. I’ll never forget how sweet air tasted moments after I was deprived of it. Only after that did I realize that my body knows how to stay alive, but it’s up to me to teach it how to live.”
— Naveed K.
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*hears one second of sound from a harry potter movie* are you watching harry potter
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A moment of peace
the water is so clear….. he’s flying
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Nice
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Aziraphale, having just listened to a song which is 87% made of the word bicycle: Oh look. No gears. Just a perfectly normal velocipede.
Crowley, at the very end of his tether: Bicycle. Can we get on???
NOT ONLY that but also literally minutes earlier Crowley said “oh lord heal this bike” and Anathema said “my bike didn’t have gears”. and both of these were directed at Aziraphale.
AKAKSKDJDNJDD HE LITERALLY SAID “EXCEPT FOR THE BIKE RACK”
Aziraphale is a rule follower at his core. Which means when he wants to rebel, or be petty or mean or disobedient, he has to be creative .
There’s no RULE that says you can’t give your flaming sword to humans. There’s no RULE that says angels can’t enjoy food. The vehicle COULD be called a velocipede, if you were mad at your boyfriend and trying to rile him up by being posh.
Crowley fell because he asked questions. Aziraphale stayed because he just did anything that hadn’t been explicitly banned, and dared Heaven to prove he’d done it wrong.
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Imagine being Crowley, though, and suddenly realizing that the logic-chopping that you have been dealing with since at least King Arthur’s time is about to get aimed at (a) your boss, and (b) that bitch Gabriel, and neither of them have any idea what’s about to hit them.
exactly lmaoooo
“He’s an asshole, but he’s my asshole, and you are about to suffer and I’m gonna sit back here with popcorn and sing along because I know all the damn lyrics to this song and dance, having been the recipient of it for ages” is a glorious mood and one of the best pairing tropes ever.
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you are a human. your gf is a catgirl. you’re taking a romantic stroll with her when she sees a very large tree. “im going to climb that” she says. you urge her not to but she is already on the highest branch, screaming that she wants to be let down. you are forced to call the fire department
masochist-incarnate
this is what they meant by “the comedic potential” of catgirls
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Anonymous asked:
Wait.... you are gay? Why?
It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.
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Based on a textpost reposted on Instagram from Tumblr once but I lost it
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One of — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2R8iboU
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How the fuck did we let him surpass Whitney
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gucciballs
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“It passes, but it does not pass away.”
— László Krasznahorkai
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the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10
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the 4 horsemen
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it has been brought to my attention that this was an ENTIRE GENRE of children’s fiction for some reason
an addition to the canon of emotionally scarring content:
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men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings
