shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it
It's Luna the crunching cat
Ibn Umar reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said: The upper hand is better than the lower hand. The upper hand is one that gives and the lower hand is one that takes.
Ṣaḥīḥ al-Bukhārī 1429
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
“Lonely people have enthusiasms which cannot always be explained. When something strikes them as funny, the intensity and length of their laughter mirrors the depth of their loneliness, and they are capable of laughing like hyenas. When something touches their emotions, it runs through them… awakening feelings that gather into great armies.”
— Mark Helprin
“But every time I think about not having you in my life I literally break into a million pieces.”
— Unknown
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i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.
they each had a goose that lays golden eggs and they butchered it to get the eggs out instead of feeding it and now they've got a dead goose, some tremendously shitty and underdeveloped eggs, and a lot of angry fans who were hoping for golden omelets and perhaps some golden goslings but are now covered in entrails and the little feathers that get everywhere, and are somewhat miffed about the whole situation
it is a beautiful day, and you are a dead golden goose
an undead golden goose of a fandom laying golden fanworks all over the place and honking before running off with the shattered remains of copyright law in its beak is a wonderful and amazing image, thank you so much for taking the post in this direction
No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.
Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.
Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.
Oh my god.
It's so fucking good.
This is just good.
This is speaking the language fluently.
Twitter is not fucking prepared.
I love and hate you all.
Be happy and DIE.
my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining
and my parents are always like "oh my god why would you do that" bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source
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I mean, I could google questions I have about medieval weaponry and horsemanship, but on the other hand I could message my sister the simple statement “have question about historical saddles” and get both a phone call and a comprehensive 3 page google document within an hour
Seriously, if you know someone who has a special interest you’d like info about, go ask them! It costs zero money, you make them happy, and you learn way more than a basic google search would tell you.
Asking is a love language
Asking is a love language
My Pinterest has legit gotten so graphic 😭😭
I literally saw titties. Like actual titties on pinterest.com
Dead leaves and the dirty ground… Autumn is here!
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He went through a factory reset
(سُبْحَانَ اللَّهِ وَبِحَمْدِهِ , عَدَدَ خَلْقِهِ , وَرِضَا نَفْسِهِ , وَزِنَةَ عَرْشِه , ومِداد كَلِماته )
قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ﷺ : مَنْ قَالَ : حِينَ يُصْبِحُ ، وَحِينَ يُمْسِي " سُبْحَانَ اللَّهِ وَبِحَمْدِهِ " " مِائَةَ مَرَّةٍ " لَمْ يَأْتِ أَحَدٌ يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ بِأَفْضَلَ مِمَّا جَاءَ بِهِ إِلَّا أَحَدٌ قَالَ مِثْلَ مَا قَالَ ، أَوْ زَادَ عَلَيْهِ رَوَاهُ مُسْلِمٌ
قال رسول الله ﷺ من قال : لا إله إلا الله ، وحده لا شريك له له الملك وله الحمد وهو على كل شيء قدير ، في يوم مائة مرة كانت له عدل عشر رقاب وكتب له مائة حسنة ومحيت عنه مائة سيئة وكانت له حرزا من الشيطان يومه ذلك حتى يمسي ولم يأت أحد بأفضل مما جاء إلا رجل عمل أكثر منه رواه البخاري