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“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

Martha Crump was a biologist who studied the elusive golden toad extensively. They lived only in a four kilometer range in the Costa Rican hills, and spent almost all of their lives underground. However, once a year at the start of the wet season, the male toads would emerge and begin to sing for the females. It was described by Crump as a forest floor full of jewels; hundreds upon thousands of toads in a chorus of sound.

The 1980s saw a sharp decline in population. Whether it was human or climate driven is still unknown, but the mating pairs dwindled drastically. In 1988, Crump witnessed a singular male toad exit a burrow, climb onto a nearby rock, and begin it’s song. When the night was over, the toad descended back underground, alone. In 1989, Crump returned to the area, and again found the singular male. Again it climbed, sang it’s tiny song to a vast and empty jungle, and vanished back underground. It was the last ever sighting of the golden toad. Crump believed it was the same male from the year before.

The golden toad was declared extinct in the early 2000s. The story of the lone male toad helped usher in the species as a hallmark of modern conservation. It is gone, but not forgotten. May we do better with those that are left.

Anonymous asked:

a doctorine: last man on earth is redeemable from inceldom unlike going to georgia, because it could be sung by a lesbian (me) and become a song about having feelings for a straight girl, a relatable lesbian emotion

It does become better when looked at from a gay perspective so I’ll accept this

Anonymous asked:

What are the rawest TMG lines?

you’d get different answers from others but ones I like personally are:

i understand that this debate has been over for a while but i don't understand how anyone can say that going to georgia is the most incel song like have any of y'all ever listened to the last man on earth?

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it’s more just because GTG has been formally shamed by JD but you’re right, last man on earth radiates incel energy

Anonymous asked:

hey my mom went to a mountain goats concert without me???? she texted me like "oh that one band you like is in town im gonna see them sorry you couldnt be here lmao"

this is so upsetting

Anonymous asked:

i was just listening to estate sale sign and youtube recommended a tutorial made by a middle aged woman on how to make effective sale signs. thank u youtube.

the hero we need but don’t deserve

Anonymous asked:

i feel bad cause I have zero cash and have to pirate jd's music or play it on youtube but one day I'm gonna support him and buy his stuff. I'm just broke and 19 and love his music.

You’re fine, especially if you don’t have the money don’t feel guilty about it!!! I spent ages just listening to his stuff on Spotify too until I bought a good few of his albums this year when I had the funds

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“Do I care if people grab an early leak? No. I don’t understand why artists would care about that. Do I care if somebody doesn’t buy it and has some bogus explanation for why they’re trying to not support the evil music business? I don’t, but I think those are ridiculous opinions. But I don’t care. The bottom line is, are people enjoying my music? Do they come to my shows and have a good time? If they do, then it’s all good.”

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i feel bad cause I have zero cash and have to pirate jd's music or play it on youtube but one day I'm gonna support him and buy his stuff. I'm just broke and 19 and love his music.

You’re fine, especially if you don’t have the money don’t feel guilty about it!!! I spent ages just listening to his stuff on Spotify too until I bought a good few of his albums this year when I had the funds

i think in 20 years there'll be a generation of gay dads who listen to the mountain goats and I can't wait to be a part of that.

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Graduating from tormenting your friends by playing Tallahassee on the aux cord to an embarrassing dad who blasts TMG while dropping your kids to school every morning

Anonymous asked:

Rereading your last posts, but imagining them to be about actual goats was entertaining. Nightcore goat screaming needs to be a thing.

Bring back that one screaming goat meme 2k18

Anonymous asked:

I’m sure you’ve gotten asks like this before but I didn’t know the mountain goats was a band I just thought u were making memes about genuine mountain goats

OH MY GOD

Anonymous asked:

hey just so ya know the mobile link on your bio is broke!!

thank  you for telling me! I fixed it just there

Anonymous asked:

God i fucking LOVED the haunted mcb, iirc some folks made it as kind of a fuck-you to people who were pirating the music & it was so strange and fun to listen to, some of the tracks were def creepy tho. idk if it's still up anywhere :/

I listened to it last night and it was…..an experience! wasn’t really creepy to me but definitely extremely cursed. especially the one with the recorder cover.

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@ that nightcore anon, you cant just say theres mountain goats nightcore without linking it

search nightcore mountain goats on YouTube to enter hell immediately