Mountain system🏔

💗thomas maclaine // beautiful one day💗

William pride picmix's I made.

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the lawrence fraternity, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have teth mushrooms. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

⚠️ Very unnatural, wide eyed and scary smile! Horror themed!

taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

i'm in a heavy-handed indie game about consumerism and taylor swift fans are walking around saying "i love Food Restaurant! Food Restaurant so gets me!" meanwhile food restaurant looks like this:

I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

Carefree gadabouts.

jolly good chaps

in possession of a good fortune

little Bertie Woosters, every one.

#in this metaphor their humans are the Jeeves #ah i see sir has caught himself in the windows blinds once again #very good sir

"I see sir decided to poop on the floor, just next to the litter box. Very well sir."

"Yes, indeed sir, dinner time IS indeed an hour from now. Thank you for reminding me, sir."

Rose O'Neill knew what was up

you Wish you has a monster wife as big and tender as this

Yes this is the same Rose O'Neill who invented Kewpies

A quote from O'Neill: “The buffoonery of the Kewpies and the passion of my serious drawings playing side by side is unusual, but not too unusual. In this droll existence, the Hamlet and Lear have always consorted with the clown.”

Here's some more of her "Sweet Monsters". This series was very personal to her, and she meant to keep all these drawings private until Auguste Rodîn insisted she show them.

You can read about this collection HERE and see more in person if you're ever in the Ozarks.

Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”

First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon

(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)

thesaurus.com save me

aid me

assist me thesaurus.com

yeah, that's The Stoker

gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month

cishets: UMMMMMM wHeReS tHe StRaIgHt PrIdE fLaG???????????

me, a lesbian, here to bring you hets some good news: here’s your flag!

i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:

What you are doing here is exactly what you don’t want done to you: stereotyping people based on their sexual orientation. Way to be just like the people you hate. Congratulations, you too can be a bigot and an asshole.

someone’s not having a good kia summer sales event

what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????

it could be worse. at least i'm not 17 again. or 16 or 15 or 14 or 13 or 12 or 11 or