Macbeth:

I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

@cedrwydden

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES

of course he was

eowyn kills the nazgul because tolkien thought a c-section being the answer to “no man of woman born” was a f u c k i n g c o p o u t

most of us avoid speaking the name of the play from superstition but j r r just hated its guts