when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

(815): you ran through my sliding door

(1-815): in my defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers

(309): i don’t like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.

(336): If I die bedazzle my coffin please.

(978): No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.

(248): You dipped a dollar bill in your queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of your hand, no more bar crawls..

(000): i want to be launched into the sun

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

i organize my life into sections based on what series i was obsessed with at that time

*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

It’s that time of the year again

my number one favorite vine to share when it’s Christmas

Mo watching his two sons Auston and Mitch in the nutcracker last night: