TURTLE TOTS

the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho

"i'm not in love with them" oh, honey. you are already so ruined. you have been ruined from the moment you met, and you will be ruined long after you part. your attempts to hide are futile. you cannot escape that which is everywhere and everything. love as a punishment, love as a death sentence. love as god.

Busy

some leonardo sillies because he's the blorbo ever

[Image ID: Four digital sketches focusing on Leo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 cartoon. The line art is wobbly and imprecise, and only the masks and sword wrappings are colored.

1: Leo is facing the right with his head turned towards the camera. His mouth is open and his brows are furrowed, making him look flabbergasted and offended. There is a thought bubble beside him, reading "U did NOT just fucking say that." He has a bowl of rice and chopsticks in his hands.

2: Two more bust portraits of Leo in various degrees of distress. The first drawing is of him hunched over with his hands over his mouth, looking almost like he's going to be sick with worry. The second drawing shows him gasping in surprise, a little dramatically, with one hand raised to his face.

3: Divided into two sections. The first section is labelled "What it looks like he's doing:". It shows a few drawings of Leo practicing with his katanas and one drawing of him meditating. The second section is labelled "What he's actually doing:". It shows a few drawings of Leo happily playing with his katanas. One drawing has flowers and sparkles coming out of his head at he stares at them, with text beside him reading "haha yaaaay omg swords". Another drawing shows him reading The Art of War with the autism creature face. Another drawing shows him sitting cross-legged and holding up one sword, staring at it with a serious expression and saying, "What does it taste like..."

4: Labelled "Bonus". Leo is sitting and leaning forward to lick one of his katanas with a determined expression. He has a speech bubble saying "...". The next drawing shows him in the same position, but he's sat back a little with a blank expression. There is a large thought bubble next to him with two sequential drawings inside. The first drawing shows him and Don as turtle tots. Don is scrounging around on the floor with a hand to his mouth. Leo looks on, asking "Hey Donny what are you eating". The second drawing is a close up of Don, who stares back at Leo with a wide-eyed, brain-empty expression. He has a speech bubble simply saying "penny". From off screen, Leo replies, "Cool can I have some". End ID.]

i love them a normal amount (<- completely insane)

April’s notes because I haven’t seen them around yet.

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

1/4 of you guys live like this

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from "they're literally just standing next to each other" to "deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!" to "yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward." we're all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this

If the mane 6 were evil they'd be named Pinkie DIE and DIElight sparkle and flutterDIE and rainbow DIE and rariDIE and Applejeffthekiller

I feel like a somewhat disregarded aspect of modern internet callout culture is the impact on people with anxiety or paranoia or intrusive thoughts and how the general sentiment of "bad things will only happen to you if you're bad, so just be good all the time" just exacerbates obsessive self flagellation

For once I'm actually happy about one of my posts blowing up because I so rarely see discussions about OCD and OCD-flavored anxiety and paranoia as they relate to social media, which leads to things like posts with major OCD triggers blowing up like crazy ("if you don't rb this I don't trust you" type shit). Every so often posts go around with good information but that are worded in an extremely triggering way meant to guilt trip you into sharing it and it makes me really sad because you could've just left that off!!

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

Ihatethepolice1

"You're going to miss out on all this media because of the strikes!"

Y'all shot a whole-ass Batgirl movie and refused to release it so you could get a tax break, constantly cancel popular shows after a single season, and remove stuff from streaming while refusing to sell it on physical media, so maybe shut the fuck up.

I hope every major studio and streaming service crashes, all your executives end up permanently unemployed, and that all we're left with is indie media produced by people who can see beyond the dollar sign.

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted

there really needs to be more splinter fanart

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from