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Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

now if youll excuse me ive gotta go staple my fingers together

bugs

insta

Just two girls with their pink top hats

I literally cannot get over their little buttcheeks

my fav thing about having ocs is having a basic line of lore for them but as soon as someone asks me about them I completely bullshit everything I tell them. Yeah this wasn't true like 5 minutes ago but now it is

yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

Moodboard for when you have to do the job you were hired to do in the location you applied to getting paid the wage you had to agree to

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

I hate you job applications I hate you psychometric aptitude testing I hate you CVs I hate you interviews I hate you online forms I hate you never hearing back I hate you cover letters

a nice friend

can everyone be nice to me forever

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

i am so in love with this little animal that i had to draw him…

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

This woman has too much power and she is wielding it exactly like I would want her to

take me to bed. by. cozier

we should just sleep. Like Sleepy People Do