gif request meme: friends + most iconic lines (asked by @katsmcnamaras) Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) live in a box!
ron: the stars are beautiful tonight
hermione: you know what else is beautiful?
ron: aww, hermione-
hermione, cutting him off: hogwarts: a history
“You know your mother, Malfoy? That expression she’s got, like she’s got dung under her nose? Has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?”
Harry James Potter + Book Quotes
Me as a mother
Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story
Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get a book*
Me: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*
Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-
Child: you haven't even opened the book
Me: I've memorised the first book
Friends meme: [3/7] Relationships - Joey/Phoebe
“Boyfriends and girlfriends are gonna come and go. But this is for life.”
Rupert Grint constantly wearing Harry Potter related shirts is the best thing ever
‘You say much more and you might as well induct him into the Order!’
‘Good. I want to join.’
We’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have. Something worth fighting for.
Alan Rickman/Severus Snape… king of… dramatic… pauses. How many beats were in that scene? lol
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— little bits fell away until, finally, the whole thing cracked (insp.)
Before a Quidditch Match
Harry: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Oliver: *sighing* It's Fred's turn...
Fred: Fuck shit up out there but don't die
George: (wiping away a tear) inspirational
Ron: I like your pants.
Hermione: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Ron: I'd like them 100% off.
Hermione: The store can't just sell free stuff.
Ron: That's not what I-
Hermione: That's a terrible way to run a business, Ronald.
