im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW
Adam Driver on the Marriage Story set.
📸 via AdamDriverUK on twitter
I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists, and THIS is my what I learned.
you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men
That’s what The Good Place really is. It’s not even a place, really, it’s just… having enough time with the people you love.
fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals. protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.
the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity. make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged. and strike. attack.
YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that
This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data
Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.
Ooh I know this one!
Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money
TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)
WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it
Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me
Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE
The American government can now investigate your internet search history without a warrant. This would be helpful for anyone.
This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.
James Dean and Paul Newman’s incredibly iconic sexual tension filled screen test for East of Eden.
when muna said “everything’s about you to me” and when sufjan stevens said “should i tear my heart out now? everything i feel returns to you somehow” and when hozier said “and i think about you though everywhere i go” and when richard siken said “in these dreams it’s always you” and when the national said “i think about you way more than anything else” and when mitski said “now here i lay as i wonder about you”
Sometimes I like to screenshot some of the angel numbers I see, especially when they appear in a really spooky way. Anyway, I thought I would put some of them into a collage and explain the meaning behind them and why you might be seeing these numbers. For anyone that doesn’t know, angels or spirits like to communicate messages through numbers. If you keep an eye out, you’ll probably notice the sychronicities that begin to appear.
My explanations will be a mix of my own experiences and the traditional understandings so keep that in mind. I have tried to differentiate between the two.
I’d like to remind everyone that these numbers could be trying to communicate something that deviates from the standard meaning usually applied. If you listen to your intuition, your interpretation might be more unique to your situation.
Angel Numbers:
111: Typically this number signifies that whatever you’re focused on is manifesting into reality. I’ve found that sometimes it shows up more as a ‘YES!!!’ to your thoughts. For example, sometimes I’ll be contemplating if I should do something and it will appear immediately.
Related song: Dirrty by Christina Aguilera (lol sorry I had to)
222: Like Taurus, 222 is about being calm and harmonious. Relax by taking a nap or listening to music. This number can also suggest new love or possibly meeting a new soul mate. Its a cute and sweet number to see. In my experience, its a number that also encourages creative ideas. Almost like the angels are say ‘keep going with that, we like it.’
Related song: Perfect Day by Lou Reed
333: Idk why but this number just makes me think of love, the colour red and valentines day. Eros always pops into my head when I see it too. Traditionally, it can be a reminder that you’re not alone and the angels are with you. Moreover, keep creating and try to help someone that needs it. Eat healthy too. Exercise if you can.
Related song: Lovefool by The Cardigans
444: Stars, flowers, lavender and Persephone are what I think of when I see this number. Put simply, it also means you’re being protected so no need to stress. Its a beautiful number to see. Wear some glitter, put on your pearls and dance around to pretty music underneath the moonlight.
Related song: Honeymoon by Lana Del Rey
555: The sun! Golden hour! Apollo! Positive change is coming, don’t be afraid, be excited. Sometimes it might also mean you have to change something in your life that isn’t working for you. Or even go in another direction with your idea. Listen to your intuition.
Related Song: Summertime by The Zombies/Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong
666: Traditionally, this number suggests that your thoughts are out of balance. Which can be true, however it also appears for me when I procrastinate. I also believe it signifies that a thought you’ve had is very powerful, or your energy is very powerful at this time. You might also have a crush on someone very soon and feel hyped up from it. To understand your meaning, stop and reflect. This number makes me think of the colour blue, snow, Hades and city lights.
Related song: Drain You by Nirvana
777: Its your turn to lead or its your turn to learn! If you’ve been studying anything spiritual or useful, take that knowledge and teach others. If a subject seems interesting, look into it, you won’t regret it!! Luck is also on your side and you’re making the right choice! YAY!
Related song: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield
888: Abundance, stability, love and comfort! What you’ve been working on is almost in your hands, keep going!! Your hard work will be recognised, have faith and look ahead. Treat yourself too.
Related song: Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend by Marilyn Monroe
999: A cycle is coming to an end, you just need to finish it. New doors are opening up. You might be feeling nostalgia for events and situations that have expired, but don’t stay in that mood for too long because the present and future are here for you. The conclusion you’re coming to will be beautiful if you let it happen.
Related song: All Apologies by Nirvana (Unplugged version)
1111: You’re doing it!! You’re on your life purpose! Even if you haven’t accomplished much, you’re still where you need to be. If you see this after you have an idea, then pursue that idea. Keep being positive.
Related Song: Feeling Good By Nina Simone
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Drag them
never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart
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christmas trees in disney films
christmas is a togethery and remembery sort of holiday - winnie the pooh
merry christmas to all who celebrate it!