Poetry And Bad Decisions

love is stored in the cow!

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

sir you are referring to the government 

avengers 4: carol danvers uses tony stark as a baseball bat and beats the fuck out of thanos

this is the only valid reply to this post

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

oMg????????

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

He would also never do anything, to be fair.

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

what is the january mood?

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

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ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

robot on robot crime

This is why I hate Vegas

Robot civil war

bad tanline drawings from twitter

literature…

Lesbian awakening in a perfume review. Gotta say I’m a fan.