“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque
things that i think would put remus lupin in a coma:
- two-step verification
- andrew garfield fancast allegations
- pet instagram accounts
- grippy socks
- apologising
- the american healthcare system
- princess mononoke
- running for fun
- cher's one-woman west side story
- confetti that accompanies "congratulations" texts
- teen wolf
- matty healy's autotune soliloquies
- dvd main menus
- the film of the musical "cats"
- group projects
- heidi klum's worm costume
- mederma adverts
- when dora asks a question n waits for your reply
- caffeine withdrawal
- assembling ikea furniture
- kids on tiktok doin daily affirmations
- father's day
- walkin through a revolving door
- mr bean
- the twilight saga
- the call of the wild
- little red riding hood
- an overly chatty uber driver
- cunk on earth
- dairy
- brown flip-flops
- unscheduled ao3 maintenance
- garden gnomes
- teamwork
- bein featured on a kiss cam
so i did @pineapplefishh's dtiys because i loved the original drawing so much. ignore the fact that i am a year and a half late <3
the dsmp as a stage play would be like- tommy looking tiny standing alone at center stage, but when wilbur is there his words and gestures and pacing takes up so much space. the blocking is always overlapping, especially when a lot of characters are in a scene, but techno always faces the audience, and he grins at us and smiles, holding his fingers to his lips. as wilbur’s monologues turn to soliloquies, and eventually everything he says is in some way begging the audience for help, tommy asks who he’s talking to. he has no answer. it’s tommy gasping for breath, littering the stage with his blood as he teeters around, wilbur rushing to his side, dream demanding mellohi while wilbur’s pulls the arrow from tommy’s chest. the stage lights go up, the stage lights go down, the microphone schlatt uses for speeches is too loud and full of feedback, tubbos shrieks from inside the box, niki and jack disappearing into the audience. an empty stage save for wilbur’s body surrounded by rubble.
Hasn't my suffering been satisfactory? Haven't I put on a good enough show?
i may have done something silly
Worst part of Merlin is that Merlin doesn't get enough sweet treats for how brave he's being
one of the headcanons i was sent was “Tommy’s chat became butterflies after his revival (for the symbolic meaning and they like corpses). They tend to hang out on him/be clingy considering how crazy we went when he was gone lol” :}
Anonymous asked:
hi!! your c!Tommy and cows pictures make me emotional every time :')
I like to think c!Tommy either wrote that poem about the two headed calf, or himself found a two headed calf, and wilbur wrote him the poem to make him feel better about knowing it wouldn't survive long
Dude I cry if I so much as think about that poem.
In honour of Technoblade
My favourite things/moments
- His "bruhhhh"
- "Startinggg the streamm"
- When he rings the bell !!!
- His effortless pvp moments
- When chat bullies him
- And he bullies chat :))
- His raps in that jackbox rap game
- His jokes about his elbows
- When he saw zombies destroy the turtle eggs AHHAAH
- When he goes "HeH??"
- His lil cabin on the dsmp :))
- Carl, steve and the dog army
- The skyblock video
- When he afk-ed on squidkid's farm HAHA
- The potato war trilogy as a whole
- Whenever he played jackbox bro HAHAH
- That stream he did with quackity playing roblox
- His youtube banner is hilarious
- That prank stream he did with sbi and their laughs at the end :))
- The dave thing. ITS THE BEST BRO
- How he made merch about his ascending, so on brand of him
- His positive attitude towards what he went through sticks with me
- When he broke the 4th wall during dsmp lore streams LMAO
- ^^ when his damn keyboard was loud as balls
- His hypixel streams :))
- Antarctic Empire <3
- The minecraft mondays streams are always so entertaining
- Along with the mcc ones
- When he found out about ranboo's silktouch ability on the dsmp :D
- Him bullying Tommy HAHA
- The pigstep "Ba bA bA Ba"
- How just generous he is
- The way he's funny as hell
- His pig rank on hypixel
- How he influenced MANY creators nowadays
- His scuffed as hell crown, my man TT
- The way he cared so much for his fans
- His knowledge of greek mythology
- ^^and how he incoparated them into the dsmp lore
- His laugh in like. Yknow his laughs
- When he makes fun of the sbi fans for wanting 4/4
- The bedwars 1000 winstreak video is so fun to watch
- When he makes voices for people like reading something or imitaing what he thinks theyre gonna say
- When he quotes suntzu art of war
- Him bullying people who suck at the game
- Bunnyblade on the origins smp
- When he used his self-depricating humour
- "PHILLLLLL WATCH OUTTT"
- The youtube thumbnails
- His c! character is forever one of my top faves
Theres honestly so much more i could put, but i'll leave it at this, i got distracted halfway theough rewatching videos :)))))
and the universe said i love you because you are love.
____
and thank you.
thank you for everything you’ve done.
there’s not enough words to describe how much you did for me, for everyone in the community. thank you for the laughs, thank you for the joy and comfort you gave us. rest well, king.
< blood for the blood god,
technoblade never dies! >
