about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)
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how do i unlock this dog
sidneyia
that scientific name means eardog bigears
I love you eardog bigears I hope you can hear me yelling it
he can hear every compliment said about him ever
learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.
In the USA it is illegal for them to even ASK you not to talk about your wages
steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual
he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone
he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws
The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed
The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.
he plead guilty
His dad became obscenely wealthy and kept living in his car for no reason.
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
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How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
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:/
teojida
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
I found this very funny because I had the same thought
the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
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it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.
I care more about being spoiled about what Chocolate Guy is making at the start of his tiktok videos than I do about Marvel movies. Don't post "chocolate guy makes a ____" in the description, I want to see him pour chocolate into an egg mold and then 2 minutes later be like "oohh shit " when I realize that it's actually a life size chocolate model of himself making a life size chocolate model of himself making a solid chocolate model of himself making a
I'm begging you to turn the sound on
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
✨️GOLDEN.......✨️
Mouse 🐁
Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.
I am living for Hayley Atwell's responses to the homophobic trolls in her comments😌😌
Sometimes a Pride flag is the opposite of a red flag... it makes the problematic people go away all by themselves.
theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight
this story is already very funny but the added articles on the side are killing me
