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An Endangered Assam Roofed Turtle (Pangshura sylhetensis) basking at our conservation center. This species, from India and Bangladesh, is threatened due to habitat destruction, as well as illegal consumption and trade.

this comic started out as a comic called “fun facts about parallelograms” but then I decided to KICK THINGS UP A NOTCH.  also: there were simply too many fun facts about parallelograms to choose from

me on the first day of college vs me now

SAME

watching the people who refused to play the spinoffs being confused about everything in the KH3 trailer

hey bro I canot invest my time and money into buying a DS, a 3DS, a PSP, a GBA, a 2005 Verizon flipphone, and a ColecoVision; so if the key plot points of this game happen to come from Kingdom Hearts: Echelon of Inversion/360 Degrees Double Kickflip Dancing All Night for the Atari 2600, I don’t know what to tell you.

The paws and Mario hand cursors from Super Mario Maker. The cat paws belong to producer Takashi Tezuka’s cats and the dog paw to senior director Yoshikazu Yamashita’s dog.

But whose Mario is that

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

My eyes….

this is a beautiful language

How do you even read

this is the one i’m talking about. imagine some idiot rapping over this

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sperm don’t become babies

The name Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog,the worlds fastest hero. As you can see I’m pregnant with my first child,so I’m currently out of hero bus

i forewent my 6 month wikipedia ban by editing scare quotes into john green’s wikipedia article using the school computers and now my school library has a 1 week IP-ban from editing wikipedia 

And this is why teachers won’t let y'all cite Wikipedia. Because of petty, ignorant shit like this.

damn who tickled your pancreas with a rusty soldering iron? chill perhaps