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rat ⚔️ it/they/he ⚔️ the most homoerotic enemies tourney ⚔️ submissions open ⚔️ main is @rakishlyregalrat ⚔️ previously askeletonwar

Yo wait are you muslim or in a muslim family? Sick me too

(idk what I really consider myself but my parents are muslim and it definitely has some impact on how I live my life. This includes not eating pig meat)

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I'm not muslim, I was a very picky child (twas the autism but we didn't know) and according to my mom I started refusing to eat red meat (pork and beef) when I was about 3 (I know it's as long as I remember but I didn't know I was that young tbh)? I've tasted forms of either a couple times throughout the years since everyone always is like "oh you're missing out (blank) is so good!" and I've never liked the taste or texture (in fact I very much dislike them)

I do feel for other people who don't eat pork, no matter the reason, because (at least in America) it is very much Assumed that everyone eats and enjoys pork products (bacon, sausage, hot dogs, ham... idk there's probably more), so much so that I've had people get offended or mad at me just for mentioning I dont eat then when offered

Update on the proceedings:

I'm going to shoot for June 1st to have the first round start on, I didn't want to push it back that far originally but

  1. I'm learning to drive again and trying to get my license by June
  2. My family is preparing to move at the end of June and I've been spending much time getting videos prepared early for moving time
  3. It's also fitting to start a homoerotic poll in pride month

Once the polls start, I'll release 32 a day at noon EST. For the first round, to garner hype again and get back into it, each poll will last a week, after which they will be a day each until the finals.

26 votes and not a single reblog. I can taste your fucking rage. It’s palpable. You hate the idea of Neon Brown as much as you hate the idea of cursing anyone else with that knowledge. But you still have to prove me wrong. You still have to say “Del, there’s no such fucking thing as neon brown. That’s stupid.” Your disgust pleases me. The coordinated shunning is so beautifully disgusting.

Good evening Europe,

And also not Europe ;-)

This blog will host a best Eurovision song showdown.

Whether it's duetting with yourself, putting opera singers on lollipop sticks, or complaining you can't grow a moustache, this tournament aims to promote Eurovision greats, whether bops or flops!

I think you know the drill by now:

Here's the submission form: X

Submissions will close the Sunday after the final, so on the 21st of May (or at a later date if necessary).

Eligible songs are those that have reached the semis or the final of any of the 67 contests. Being an autocrat joke submissions are also welcome, within limits.

Polls will be tagged #escpolls, #eurovision [year of the song], #eurovision [country], #[artist]

While I'm making these polls, in an attempt to be fair to book/podcast characters (and stanarrator), I've been attempting to find quotes from the source, so if you happen to know any good quotes either to or about each other for any such characters, please feel free to send an ask/message/reply with them bcuz you probably (definitely) know the source better than me

💖💖 THE COMFORT CHARACTER EVER TOURNAMENT WILL START AT 21ST OF MAY (AKA: MY BDAY)!!! 💖💖

here are the matchups

MAY THE BEST COMFORT CHARACTER WIN!!!

ROUND 1 SIDE A ROUND 1 SIDE B

I am not goin' to write all those matchups so i Hope all of them are seen clear 💖💖

Inspired by a fellow poll runners :

Anonymous asked:

You can use metadede for Meta Knight and Dedede! (idk if someone already told you or not so you can just ignore this if someone did)

Ah thank you, I'll put that in

Anonymous asked:

I am so sorry for what is going to happen to your notifications once this tournament starts.

(Also it's really hard to read the matchups since the text is so small and there's a lot of ships, can you tell me if BumaroIon is on there?)

I'm hoping it will all be fun stuff like the last time tbh

And yes, BumaroIon is the first pair on the eighth oicture, against CabbageAppreciation and SpinachAppreciation from tumblr

Just a heads up

After seeing some polls escalate and @autisticcharactershowdown quit their tournament because it all got too much, I just wanna give you all a heads up. I want us to have fun and it is fine to be passionate, but if you threaten other voters or me or start insulting people, I will block you instantly.

I’m going to extend this to… if I see you harassing people on *other polls* I will block you.

Same thing here. Be polite or kindly fuck off. In addition pls don’t question or harass poll mods because of some choices they made. You don’t like that a character is in the tournament? Keep that to yourself bestie. You think that this character doesn’t fit the tournament desc? Well the mod obviously included them for a reason, so PLS P L S JUST BE NICE AND HAVE FUN OKAY THANKS BYE-

So I've gotten 4 sections of bracket done, I figured out a way to do it faster than doing it typing each in by hand but I'm still checking for ship names

by searching the tags on Tumblr

which has been only slightly scarring with some of these

I will say with some of the basic names I'm surprised it took me to the like the 140th pair to have trouble finding the right dudes