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MossyCorpse

@mossy-corpse

I don't know how words work, I just type shit

how the fuck did i write an entire page in 25 minutes? what witchcraft did i just commit

euuuugh too many thoughts

my brain is squish

creating a new character only to immediately give them trauma. like okay, welcome to the world little guy, time for you to go into the bone crushing machine 🫶

I could actually write one of the ~17 stories I have in my brain...or I could plan out a sequel for a story I haven't made, where I give my already most traumatized and mentally fucked up character even more trauma

Why is pirating anime so easy, like even the most obscure, nobody knows about it anime and the tenth link on the first page has the entire thing. But I have only ever successfully pirated one western media cartoon and it took me thirty minutes of clicking on links until I found one on the third page

Apparently posting a short tumblr rant fixes it. Immediately after posting I found a working link. Fuck yeah

Why is pirating anime so easy, like even the most obscure, nobody knows about it anime and the tenth link on the first page has the entire thing. But I have only ever successfully pirated one western media cartoon and it took me thirty minutes of clicking on links until I found one on the third page

almost hour 4...i don't think they're coming back. I really don't want to sleep out here, I like my floor pile much better

Hour 3 of being left outside to rot (or commit crimes, I'm not actually sure what the expectation is here): I have started doing homework to try to pass the time. It is not working, I don't have enough homework. There's not really any noise at all anymore, except the rare bug screech. But I did find out I can make the car shake if I slam my back against the sides.

Anyway, fun fact if you weigh between about 50-61kg, an average Amanita bisporigera mushroom has enough toxin to kill you twice

Update of mossy being forgotten: yeah they came outside to grab stuff and I tried to get their attention so I could be let out....anyway, im still in the car and the birds have stopped chirping but at least I've had zero food and zero drink today 👍

hour 2 of being locked out of the house, in the car because my family forgot I exist (again): the car seats aren't that comfy and it's really hot, though it's getting a bit cooler since it's closer to sunset, at least the birds sound nice

what's up, it's me your favorite glue guzzling goblin guy, today I'm reviewing elmers.

*glue guzzling noises*

yeah it tastes like glue 👍

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they were silly and you are a silly little person (good job (this is a positive trait in this economy))

blame modern politics on the agricultural revolution

When you want to get better at a thing, so you go to practice doing the thing, except when you get all the stuff out to practice you can't bring yourself to do it because it feels like you're constantly being watched and these invisible beings are going to judge your mediocrity so you give up and just think about doing the thing because the creatures can't see inside your brain and you're safe there