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If you could ask Walter White one question, what would it be?

what that mouth do

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

Copia walking be like

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Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain't meta, this shit's diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy's the meanest. This pussy's a pussy but it's also a penis

Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit's irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?

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Plushia had a great day at school today,, he is ready for bed I have tucked him in and kissed him gn 💕

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

there is no difference between soup and stew, it just depends on the vibe

soup and stew are two beautiful boys chained together by eachothers collars, sloppy making out, drooling, moaning etc

what the fuck

you come into my soup kitchen, and critique my earnest expression of intimacy for the human spirit, on the post about how the demarcations between, nutrient dense foods suspended in a broth, are arbritrary in that the symbolic esscence of these dishes is love. oh btw we serve stew here also

"kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism" did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

Or maybe he did have the baby because he's secretly trans

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture

marine scientist: what's your gender?

merperson: what's a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i'm merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what's in your pants?

merperson: i don't... wear any? i don't have legs?

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

FUCKING LOVE THIS

This is even funnier to read because when some fish change over to a male instead of a female they become massive and bulky and sometimes more aggressive

just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

Ah yes my favorite band

This counts as science

well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science

and while he didn't write it down, he did make a record of it! So yes, that is science!

everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli

Queen City Deli bringing the heat into 2022 with a new sign

2023 here we go

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecradf so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

#YEAH. YES. YES. YEAH. EXACTLY#this is exactly how the game has always felt to me!! this is how it felt to start#without having watched hardly any youtube or ever played with other people before#minecraft is a story of Some Person in a world with no memories and a bunch of Somethings out there and just#all these things to find and figure out and discover but in the middle of that you are so#so#SMALL#until you find a village#and you find people who are somehow even smaller than you are#not by stature but by the power they have to affect their world#they have so little of it#so much less even than you do#and here they are trying to carve out a living and just hoping their doors will hold at night#same as you do#but with only one life to lose#so if you want to#you can become their knight#you can help them and build more for them and keep them safe and mourn when you fail to do that#and you'll die too but it'll be okay#because you come back#you lose things but you came into this world with nothing and got here#you can get back again#it's so. auououou#minecraft.

what is the truth

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

Idk the Brawnys are pretty down to earth as tumblr posts go.

Tumblr is collaborative shitposting.

Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:

Most people are on our side here, even the so-called "boomers." We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!

Happy International Women's Day to disabled women, neurodivergent women, poor women, fat women, queer women, women of color, Jewish women, Muslim women, women who are sex workers, women who are addicts, women who are homeless, women who are single mothers. ♀️

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

IMPORTANT because last year a kid in my class had a seizure, none of us even knew he was at risk for them either so just cause you don’t think you know anyone doesn’t mean you don’t 

stay safe

I have to stress how important it is to time a seizure. If it lasts more than a few minutes, call an ambulance.

DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. I’m dead fucking serious. I had a grand mal in public once and the POLICE were called and imagine coming out of the seizure, feeling like you got smacked in the head with a sack full of bricks, confused, dazed, in desperate need of some sugar to boost low blood pressure and some DIPSHIT has called the police and I was being threatened with being ‘drunk and disorderly’. It took a phone call to my doctors office to get them to back off. The police cannot properly deal with sick people. 

Offer help can be:

Why you shouldn’t put anything in someone’s mouth: they will choke. Yes, they may bite their tongue but I can assure you it’s less traumatic than cracking your jaw on someone’s greasy wallet or choking on a spoon.

DO NOT HOLD ANYONE DOWN. Example: someone pinned my right shoulder mid-seizure a few years back and how I have a permanently displaced and clicking shoulder. Let the person flail around, those muscles are out of control and restraining them does cause more damage to the patient and you.