The last poll was fun but it made me realise most of yall should NOT have kids
Tumblr only allows twelve slots for polls so tough luck if your favourite little freak isn't on this list. He probably gives shit head anyway.
Remember to think carefully about who you would hand your gland to. You never know who might gift you a life-threatening disease.
Might do another poll with the fighty-fighty men after we're done with the talky-talky ones idk
grizzled dead-inside hired assassin but he never falls for the femme fatale he only falls for the Completely Awkward Guy At The Computer and it's really frustrating for him
sorry had to revise this from secret agent to assassin; I want no connotations of suaveness. i want a functioning alcoholic who hasn't shaved in days bleeding ("am I bleeding? jesus fu—") from a torso wound, passing out, gun in hand, and waking up to Guy At The Computer making a functioning nuclear reactor in Minecraft. He looks up groaning and is just like "bad news: i'm still alive worse news: i'm deeply attracted to this....person" nerd swivels around in an ergonomic chair "oh you're awake!" takes off his headset and he's wearing a loss t-shirt
This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
Put in the tags a random tattoo you want!
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
She is also the most delicious Gatorade
banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀
one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness
Draw fenris 🔫
I’m sorry he just- he started it not me idk why he did that what a weirdo
I wish it was rudy time all the time
disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.
that's exactly how it feels. say it
