???

I think it’s time to start squandering my youth

yeah, I guess you could say I’m pretty sick

*puts on a pair of rad sunglasses*

sick… as frick

*immediately starts coughing so hard the sunglasses fall off*

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think

restaurant staff will laugh as they watch me struggle with the little toothpick machine but I look like a twelve year old boy so they think it’s endearing

microsoft outlook is gonna make me commit a war crime and I cannot be held responsible for that

the thing about macgyver is that he’s so full of t-boy swag

hiding in the dark recesses of the backroom lying in wait to chuck stuffed animals at the unsuspecting

if you try to stop me from committing a war, you’re directly contributing to my war