Dionysus: Hades failed his drug test.
Persephone: What?!?
Dionysus: Yeah, he wouldn't smoke with us.
✨ a tarot spread i made for trying to see who’s reaching out to you ✨
1. card to represent entity
queen of cups - a beautiful, introspective woman sits on a throne at the edge of the sea. this entity is a women or has feminine energy, she is caring and compassionate. intuitive and creative, she goes with the flow. she might be an empath, a highly sensitive person, a healer, or psychic.
2. my relationship to them
the empress - a full figured woman, with a peaceful aura and peaceful energy. perhaps someone from my maternal line, with the previous card it seems to make sense that it is a female. a call to connect with feminine energy. she is also deeply connected to nature and perhaps is calling me to connect with nature and the female divine as well. with the pregnant belly showing, it really points to being a maternal ancestor.
3. why are they reaching out
the sun - her warmth and light shine down on me, she wants me to be happy and positive. she wants me to live life to the fullest that perhaps the people who came before me couldn’t have. she wants me to be open and confident, free and careless.
4. how they relate to my ancestors / are they an ancestor?
the hierophant - either they taught my ancestors about spirituality and tradition or they were an ancestor who taught others. they passed on knowledge, perhaps cultural traditions. with the previous cards, it would make sense for this person to be some kind of spiritual advisor or healer.
5. what can i do to hear them out?
page of wands - communicate via prayer or just talking, they want me to undertake a journey but for it to be creative, lively, and free. they want me to be full of energy and find my passion and go for it. perhaps a path similar to the one they took.
6. what can i do to honor them?
eight of pentacles - card of apprenticeship and mastery, whatever i’m currently practicing, keep doing what i’m doing because this is the right path. i’m currently in college studying art history, and trying to learn more and more about my own history. i must keep at this. they are encouraging me to do so. i will achieve success this way.
7. card to represent their origin
seven of wands - this is someone who was fiery at times and stood up for what they believed in. perhaps they were caught in the middle of a battle or constantly had people against them or critical of them. despite their sensitive nature, they defended themselves and protected what they cared about. if they were a teacher of some sort, then it would make sense for them to have a few who did not agree with them.
extra pulled cards: page of pentacles
oracle cards: warrior woman and answer the call
Apollo: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Artemis: the audacity.
peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!
Moon Phases 🌙
🌑 New Moon - Attracting New Things, Love, Luck, New Jobs, Health, Goals.
🌔 Waxing - Building On What You Already Have, Courage, Success, Strength.
🌕 Full Moon - Creating Something, Manifesting, Divination, Scrying, Wisdom.
🌖 Waning - Getting Rid Of Something, Banishing, Breaking Hexes.
🌑 Dark Moon - Hexes, Shadow Magick, Hecate, Wisdom, Truth, Scrying.
Tried to infuse a jar of honey with blueberries.
Yeah…that went well. I shoulda squashed them first, because now they’re just floating at the top and not doing anything.
Tried squishing them against the glass, but they’re refusing to pop.
Sad blueberry honey experiment is probs just gonna wind up on toast and will not be spoken of ever again.
OH GOD IT’S BEGINNING TO FERMENT
I think I ruined a perfectly good jar of honey :(
NO YOU STARTED A PERFECTLY GOOD BATCH OF MEAD.
Lean into it!
WHAT SHOULD I DO
add water?
(it’s prob .6-.75 lbs of honey, for the record)
OKAY SO
Get some more honey. I use 3 pounds for a batch of mead.
Take half a gallon of water. Heat it until just simmering, then remove from heat and stir in honey. Once it cools a bit sprinkle in…oh, in this case, maybe a teaspoon of yeast. White wine yeast works best but regular will work ok too.
Sterilize something to let it ferment in. A milk jug would work. Splash a little bleach in there, fill with water, let sit a bit, then wash out well.
Once fermenting vessel is sterilized, pour the honey/water/berries/yeast in. Take a balloon and stretch it over the top of the jug, and prick a pinhole in it. This will keep outside wild yeasts out but let out co2 as it ferments.
Leave it for a month or so.
Then, bottle and drink!
YIELD; 1 gallon of mead, or about 4 ½ 750 mL average size wine bottles.
You mean to tell me I only need a milk jug and a balloon to make mead?
Yes that is exactly what I am saying.
Mead: actually super approachable and everyone who makes it just really wants to teach you to as well.
Reblogging so I can find this for later.
blueberry mead made with champagne yeast is nectar of the gods.
Living in times where healing is so important! Use this spread to heal your inner child 👧👶🍀
Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
Shoelace Voodoo
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The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe
Oh! I’ll have to try this
oh my god. oh, oh my god. the wide forefoot one… oh my god bless you you beautiful hero
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
wethinkwedream
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
why does netflix geralt looks like that “ma theres a weird fucking cat outside!”
BLINK MOTHEFUCKER
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Hades: babe what's wrong?
Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus' heads, weeping: I don't have enough hands
✨Random Deity Time✨
And one last one on Asclepius' immortal kids
Let's talk about
🍇❤️Meditrina❤️🍇
Unlike her siblings, Meditrina is believed to completely have Roman origin. She is the Goddess of:
- Healing
- Wine
- Longevity
- and Health
Usually you will find her depicted with a wine glass or chalice, or possibly some grapes and sometimes a serpent.
And now some other facts:
- She had her own festival known as the Meditrinalia, that was celebrated on October 11th in honor of the new vintage (grape harvest and wine making). Not much information about the Meditrinalia and Meditrina survived too date, but it's believed the festival was also connected to Jupiter (Zeus) in a way.
- It's believed by some that the festival itself actually existed prior to Meditrina, and they believe Meditrina was created to explain a possible origin of the festival itself.
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In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum.
Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]
A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth.
vegansonplanetearth
PETA is crap.
jean-luc-gohard
PETA is racist, sexist, fatphobic, ableist, and, ironically, cruel to animals.
I made this post on my old blog now look its all grown up
u h hey PETA
Whatthefuck
Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater.
pixel-smudge
My new mode of transport
I highly approve
I have several questions
There is absolutely nothing to question here this is just my husband In his traveling attire
Ok but what if you bring another egg that looks the same and bite the wrong one
You tap the egg before doing anything. If it taps back, that is the egg. Do not eat the egg.
@pixel-smudge look at this absolute fool.
Or you could just say fuck it and eat both
One has crunch and more flavor the other tastes normal
I WILL /NOT/ EAT MY HUSBAND TF IS WRONG WITH YOU??
It doesn’t have to be your hubby
And a lot of things lmao
WE ARE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT IS HIM IN HIS TRAVEL ATTIRE. SO YES, YOU ARE INFERRING THAT I WOULD EAT MY OWN HUBBAN.
Yes I’m well aware
WELL EXCUSEEEEEEE ME
Stfu I’m perfectly fine there in nothing wrong here
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOU!!!
My 2 year old cousin can lie better than that ya dumb bisch
I like big boys
itty bitty boys
mississippi boys
inner city boys
i like the pretty boys with the bow tie
get your nails did, let it blow dry
i like a big beard
i like a clean face
i dont discriminate, come and get a taste
from the playboys
to the gay boys
go and slay boys, you my fave boys
credit to: say-never for template
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