The Land of Mist and Dryads

Quietly posts selfies for the first time in like 6 years

No no Lovecraft was the monster. Youre thinking of lovecraft's sexy tentacle beast

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

book recommendation

Any blood-thristy monster:

Me:

sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives

Computer moss

How to clean computer moss

My gaming setup has moss

Why does my pc have moss

Moss resistant motherboards

How to grow computer moss

When to water computer moss

How to cook computer moss

What makes computer moss taste good

Computer moss nutritional value

Computer moss wine pairings

Computer moss safe to eat

Attach moss to email

Share moss with friends

How to transfer computer moss

How to spread computer moss

Spread moss

Spread moss

Spread moss

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

honest to god am not even neutral about going gray like i’m WAITING for that shit… thrilled at the prospect.. point out a gray hair and watch me get elated

it’s so sexy. Sorry. who said that

i’m kinda curious what everybody’s most listenable mcr song is. not necessarily your favorite but the one you actually listen to the most no matter what mood you’re in. mine is i don’t love you

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New emotes c: Blorbos brain rot edition + 2 sleepy mojis!

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i love you fangs i love you claws i love you horns i love you wings i love you tentacles i love you pointy ears i love you scales i love you mandibles i love you tails i love you extra limbs i love you tusks i love you