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@moss3

Trying to revive the same old scene 🎶

My name is Gene Hunt. Some plonker gets a wallop on the head and shows up in my department yelling about where his desk is when I’m trying to have a kip. Now am I angry, pissed off, or flippin’ furious? In fact it’s all three. Whatever’s happened to the daft bastard he might be useful to have around. Now maybe if I can shut him up long enough to close the case, we can all go t'pub.

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

Will there be a drag show?

The only drag show will be the gays dragging your homophobic ass to hell

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Ashes to Ashes S03E08 - Alex: You know, you’re the most difficult, stubborn, obnoxious, misogynistic and reckless human being I’ve ever met. Gene: Come on, surely you’ve missed one out. Alex: And yet somehow you make us all feel safe.