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MortyBear

@mortybear

i know this because i'm a scientist.  ---~ why am i here ~~~i want to live in a dive bar in the woods and maybe have kids one day aah
  • Anonymous women confessed why they had lied about using birth control
  • A large number of women revealed they had hoped to secretly try for a baby
  • Others wanted to lock men into paying 18 years worth of child support to them

Women from around the world have revealed the reasons why they lied to their partners about being on birth control.  Dozens took to the anonymous confessions app Whisper to share their poignant, and occasionally startling personal stories. 

 Many explained they were motivated by their desire to have a baby - even though their partner didn’t feel the same. Among the most shocking revelations was one from a woman who confessed she didn’t feel guilty after falling pregnant with a wealthy bachelor’s baby, because he was now supporting her. Another said she viewed child support as ‘18 years of easy money’. 

People from around the world shared their brutally honest reasons for lying about using birth control with anonymous sharing app Whisper. 

Many people confessed they lied about being on contraceptives in secret hopes of becoming pregnant whilst having unprotected sex. This woman was ‘desperate for a baby’.

One person who fell pregnant with a rich man’s baby spoke about the perks of having someone pay for everything

A woman confessed she lied to her boyfriend about being on contraception as they were fed up of getting injections

Another person shared how their fear of spending life alone caused them to lie in the hopes of having a baby

A married woman confessed she was riddled with guilt for deliberately getting pregnant

One woman shared that she hadn’t got pregnant despite sleeping with her boyfriend for two months without protection

An excited woman found motivation in seeing a positive pregnancy test after lying to her boyfriend about being on birth control  

One woman shared the dilemma of being unable to tell the father of her baby she’s pregnant after giving the impression she was on contraception

Another liar revealed she was having doubts about her decision to secretly try for a baby

One woman felt guilty about her miscarriage after hiding the truth about her birth control from her husband

Another woman chose to lie about being on birth control when her partner told her he didn’t have any condoms

An angry boyfriend confessed he felt ‘tricked’ after his girlfriend had pretended to be using contraception

A mother shared that she had no regrets for having a baby with lies

Another mother claimed she felt child support would be 18 years of easy money Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5271573/People-reveal-lied-using-contraceptives.html#ixzz5A8zYlIsR Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Looks like I’m never having sex again.
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If you lie about contraceptives, boyfriend or girlfriend

You. Are. Literal. Trash.

FELLAS

especially you young dudes. Always wear protection when having sex while you’re young. Insist on it. Provide your own condoms that fit you properly. If a woman tells you she won’t fuck you because you insist on wearing a condom walk the fuck away. Don’t trust that she says “I’m on the pill” because as shown above that isn’t always true. Be safe. Be smart.

Its disgusting how many saw they have no regrets about lying like this.

Life of celibacy suddenly sounds pretty good, and this is coming from a woman.

The last one…“18 years of easy money” what’s she planning to do?? Lock the kid in a dungeon feeding it scraps? If you think easy money is what a child means have I got news for that one…

You’d be surprised of the stories (and a court case or two) I’ve heard about women using child support checks for whatever they want and not helping the child.

Bag it up fellas. If nothing else it protects against STDs.

WHY IS THIS ALL ABOUT WOMEN? WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR BIRTH CONTROL? You don’t get pregnant alone, men are just as responsible for pregnancy. What century were you children born in, to blame the woman only? You guys don’t want this to happen to you, put a condom on. This post is hideous, scary, and sad. Grow up! WOMEN CAN’T DO IT BY THEIR SELVES!!

  • BECAUSE THESE WOMEN MADE A CHOICE ALL BY THEMSELVES AND EXCLUDED THEIR MALE PARTNERS THAT’S WHY.
  • YOU SURE AS HELL DO GET PREGNANT ALONE IF YOU’RE GOING BEHIND SOMEBODY’S BACK.
  • MEN ARE ONLY “JUST AS RESPONSIBLE FOR PREGNANCY” WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT FOR WOMEN TO ALLOW MEN TO BE JUST RESPONSIBLE. If it’s any other time or place or a day of the week men don’t have a say or a place in pregnancy because women say so.

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  • We have not even gotten to a progressive Century where a woman is fully held accountable for lying and committing paternity fraud.
  • Stop lying. Stop cheating. Stop stealing condoms. Stop stealing sperm Stop sabotaging condoms. Stop the thousands of other ways to commit paternity fraud.

HOW ABOUT SOME UNFIT MOTHERS GROW THE FUCK UP?

THERE ARE TONS OF MEN PAYING THEM CHILD SUPPORT FOR KIDS THAT AREN’T EVEN THEIRS!

Some boys have to grow up even sooner source

THE WOMEN WHO ARE LYING TO THEIR PARTNERS NEEDS TO GO UP. 

ANY WOMEN WHO THINK LYING TO THEIR PARTNER IS OKAY NEED TO GROW UP. 

YOU NEED TO GO UP IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY THE THOUGHT OF WOMEN BEING CALLED OUT FOR THEIR TERRIBLE BEHAVIOR!

So many of y’all never grew up. Y’all just grew accustomed to getting a pussy pass for every fucked-up thing you do.

HOW ABOUT HORRIBLE MOTHERS GROW THE FUCK UP AND BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE?

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE SOME WOMEN KNOW THEY DON’T HAVE TO GROW UP?

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE EVEN WHEN THE MOM HAS A HISTORY OF ABUSE WE STILL GIVE HER A PASS AND LOOK THE OTHER FUCKING WAY!

your hatred for women is appalling, the fact that you have all these posts stored up and collected is proof of it- face facts: men lie, too

@lastsonlost isn’t arguing that men don’t lie. He never said a word about it. You went off about men blaming women for pregnancy in a post specifically about women lying about bc. He spanked you rather harshly for completely missing the point. Whether lsl keeps sources that women suck too stored away for just such an occasion is irrelevant. There’s enough people in the stupid site complaining about men as it is.

@conniejoworld, proving you wrong≠hatred for women. Take the L and move on

@lastsonlost, masterful as always

Thank you. I do my best.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

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“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

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Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

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^Same for me

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They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

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Another sketch of massive dragonny paws enjoying the daily crunch of civilization.

I want 12 kids to spite people who hate large families

I said jokingly once that I wanted to 11 children and someone actually responded with “think of the environment!”. Now I’m no longer joking

I once saw a post talking about the severe drought in California a few years back. Their bottom line was "fuck farmers and big families" for using too much water.

Like damn sorry that farmers only grow the food you eat and also that people kinda need water to survive?

We all been knew that Californian City-slickers aren’t valid

Most of the families around me have 10 children give or take

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“um, its a free country sweetie, which means i can say what i want (:”

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You can say what you want but that doesn’t make you immune to repercussions. Like an angry mob murdering you.

Imagine unironically thinking like this.

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Imagine unironically advocating for mob mentality and murder and thinking that you are a good, smart person.

I feel like some clarification is in order

Free Speech doesn’t protect you from angry mobs, but there’s a whole lot of other laws that prohibit murder and assault that do.

Free Speech means you can’t be imprisoned by the government for expressing certain points of view.

What Free Speech and the rest of the law doesn’t stop is people criticizing your point of view or cutting off their relationship with you.

Basically, from a legal standpoint, you can say whatever you want, but so does everyone else, and they may say they hate you now. They don’t get to kill you, though.

Tell that to antifa, it ain’t for a lack of trying

They just suck at killing.

Military Police in the region of Pará, near the Amazon jungle in Brazil, have taken to using water buffalo instead of horses because they can easily outrun criminals and manoeuvre through swamps.

Mongo Patrol