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Sometimes I Doodle Comics

@mortimermcmirestinks / mortimermcmirestinks.tumblr.com

you can call me Berry or Mort (he/him) Despair is simple, and humanity is complex. If this blog looks familiar, it's because I'm the guy who Shakespeareifies posts. Click here for Shakespearified posts I don't have a "DNI", but fuck terfs

I just encountered þe only person I've ever seen actually trying to bring back þe "þ" by using it casually.

I scrolled þeir blog for like 2 minutes before finding, like, antisemitic shit and oþer far-right-wing fuckery.

however, I really like "þ" as a letter, so in light of þis discovery and in an attempt to make þe list of people using "þ" be a list þat isn't 100% composed of alt-right fuckers, effective immediately I'm gonna start using "þ". if you pay close attention you might have already noticed þis.

let's all do þis. let's make it a queer þing. let's make it so þat if you see "þ" online you know þat person is gay as fuck.

maybe we can make it even funkier by using "ð" for ðe voiced version. ðat way we can use boþ. I þink ðat's neat

@imperialinquisition ðat's a great question!

so in all of ðat post except for ðe last paragraph, I used ðe þorn ("þ") for boþ ðe voiced and voiceless dental fricative sound, just for simplicity.

However, in ðe last paragraph, I also added ðe ("ð") for ðe voiced dental fricative. I understand ðe confusion, since I only used in ðe last paragraph and used þorn for boþ sounds in ðe rest of ðe post.

it's super easy to tell ðem apart once you know which one is which! here are ðe wikipedia files for ðe two sounds:

voiced:

voiceless:

here's how you tell ðe difference:

put your fingers lightly on your þroat (on eiðer side of your adam's apple if you've got one). now say ðe sound at ðe beginning of ðe English word "thinking". (apologies for spelling, but I want ðis to be clear). Now do ðe same for ðe sound at ðe beginning of "this". notice how your vocal chords vibrate when you do ðe second one but not when you do ðe first one? ðat's ðe difference between voicing and not voicing a sound!

here's a more in-depþ explanation:

in ðe last paragraph of ðe original post, and in ðis whole reblog part, I used eð ("ð") for ðe voiced version and þorn ("þ") for the voiceless version, because while ðat distinction didn't exist in ðe era when ðese letters were in common use, ðe voiced dental fricative is ðe sound ðat ðe "ð" symbol represents in the IPA (International Phonetic Alphabet).

(Now, we kud go ful-bulxit-languaj-speling-reform and þro out about a milion oðer þings about Inglix speling ðat som pepl þink we xud, but to be kumpletly onist, I dont realy want to. Its mor fun to just ad in eð and þorn.)

now go and be gay!

and for Windows users, you can use ðe following alt codes:

  • Alt-0240 for lowercase ð
  • Alt-0208 for uppercase Ð
  • Alt-0254 for lowercase þ
  • Alt-0222 for uppercase Þ
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notvoid

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth

I miss DVDs being an integral part of media distribution. Bloopers! Deleted scenes! Production sketches! Interviews! A copy with a signed sleeve! Now DVDs are still around, but they're mostly afterthoughts and a lot of releases don't get even basic versions. ;_;

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vaspider

I've started buying them again. A lot of bigger releases come with a digital version if you want one, but like.

Owning physical media is becoming more important once more.

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radatav

It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF

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sephiramy

thank goodness, it’s Fred

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Nothing stops this train

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krudman

It’s literally Friday

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Happy Friday Everyone. Work is out. Time to get on the Party bus.

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Time to get in touch with the weekend, it’s Friday Night

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Happy Friday

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@sodakickparty helped me finish this Friday Fred

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krudman

It was SUPER RADICAL!!

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Have a totally tubular new year

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First Fred of 2023

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krudman
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Oh my god!! It really works!! I reblogged Friday Fred on Friday the 13th and nothing happened!!!

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you know what day it is.

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Happy Friday Fred. Soon every day will be Friday!

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He grew into the hat…

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Oh yeah it’s mid-march-ish

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Sorry for reblogging twice in a row but I need to include “The Frides of March”

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Happy Friday, everyone

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Friday Fred IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!

Created by @docvalentine

Friday FR3D

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Power still out so killing 2 birds with 1 stone

You were drawn by flashlight, actually.

Found these tags on my last hand-drawn post inspiring:

I’m so good at art.

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This doodle made me laugh too much so now this is the Fred this week

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krudman

THE ONE PIZZA…!

THE ONE PIZZA IS REAL!!!!!!

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A scan of the old Friday Fred expansion from the GUYS system. I don’t think this is Friday Fred’s first appearance, but I could be wrong. It’s definitely an off-model design.

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Fred is Going Corporate

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He can’t stay this small forever…

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krudman

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬Nu är vi här Fred♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬CaramelDansen♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

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krudman

We need you to roll up a most radical Friday, Prince.

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OK this week I am doing a roundup of the Freds which got lost in the shuffle.

“He’s coming to you from a lab table!” From @alter-ego-cole

“my friday fred fanart. happy april fools eve” From @seven-oh-four

“FRIDAY AGAIN BROSEPHS” from @neon-draws-sometimes

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“🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟” from @vulturevomittm

“my horrible rendition of Angular Bitty Fred” from @sodium-bitch

And finally a PIZZA THROW Fred from @kawaiikitten96

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We got stuck in traffic

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My contribution to our lovable Fred the Friday Cat.

Another one for the day!

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So I don’t miss this Fred from @bontonexthequizzical:

>Be Friday Fred

>Look inside Friday

>Saturday

Come on, you can do it. Keep reblogging Fred. Let’s smash this Ad Circus website on the ground like a tacky lamp.

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It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF

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sephiramy

thank goodness, it’s Fred

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radatav

Nothing stops this train

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krudman

It’s literally Friday

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radatav

Happy Friday Everyone. Work is out. Time to get on the Party bus.

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radatav

Time to get in touch with the weekend, it’s Friday Night

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radatav

Happy Friday

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radatav

@sodakickparty helped me finish this Friday Fred

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krudman
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krudman

It was SUPER RADICAL!!

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radatav

Have a totally tubular new year

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radatav

First Fred of 2023

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krudman
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radatav

Oh my god!! It really works!! I reblogged Friday Fred on Friday the 13th and nothing happened!!!

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radatav
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radatav

you know what day it is.

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radatav

Happy Friday Fred. Soon every day will be Friday!

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radatav

He grew into the hat…

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radatav
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radatav

Oh yeah it’s mid-march-ish

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radatav
Image

Sorry for reblogging twice in a row but I need to include “The Frides of March”

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radatav

Happy Friday, everyone

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radatav

Friday Fred IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!

Created by @docvalentine

Friday FR3D

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radatav

Power still out so killing 2 birds with 1 stone

You were drawn by flashlight, actually.

Found these tags on my last hand-drawn post inspiring:

I’m so good at art.

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krudman
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This doodle made me laugh too much so now this is the Fred this week

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krudman

THE ONE PIZZA…!

THE ONE PIZZA IS REAL!!!!!!

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radatav
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radatav

A scan of the old Friday Fred expansion from the GUYS system. I don’t think this is Friday Fred’s first appearance, but I could be wrong. It’s definitely an off-model design.

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radatav

Fred is Going Corporate

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radatav
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radatav
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radatav
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radatav

He can’t stay this small forever…

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krudman

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬Nu är vi här Fred♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬CaramelDansen♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

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radatav
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krudman

We need you to roll up a most radical Friday, Prince.

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krudman
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radatav
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radatav

OK this week I am doing a roundup of the Freds which got lost in the shuffle.

“He’s coming to you from a lab table!” From @alter-ego-cole

“my friday fred fanart. happy april fools eve” From @seven-oh-four

“FRIDAY AGAIN BROSEPHS” from @neon-draws-sometimes

Image

“🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟” from @vulturevomittm

“my horrible rendition of Angular Bitty Fred” from @sodium-bitch

And finally a PIZZA THROW Fred from @kawaiikitten96

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krudman
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We got stuck in traffic

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radatav
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radatav

My contribution to our lovable Fred the Friday Cat.

Another one for the day!

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radatav

So I don’t miss this Fred from @bontonexthequizzical:

>Be Friday Fred

>Look inside Friday

>Saturday

Come on, you can do it. Keep reblogging Fred. Let’s smash this Ad Circus website on the ground like a tacky lamp.

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

i wanna go to a place where there's puffins

The lyrebird from Australia can mimic virtually any sound that it hears, including children’s toys,chainsaws…. Crazy Amazing!

Have a good day everyone! 

Follow us !! 

This bird has 3 mods. Bird, monkey, raygun

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bayouette

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

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dduane

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

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c3rvida3

I haven't lived in Pittsburgh in almost four years, so I've been safe from accidentally running into Tom Savini for nearly a quadrennia, which I don't think is a word, but anyways, he's a judge on this Food Network pumpkin carving contest so I just got freakin' Savini jumpscared by the TV anyhow. When you least expect it, man, I'm tellin' ya.

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c3rvida3

I was so close... I used the plural. If Thomas hadn't given me such a fright, it could've been a flawless post.

to be fair OP a lot of people make that same mistake, like, I've seen some super smart people say "millennia" when they mean "millennium", so you're in good company

the thing i’ve taken away from ‘kink at pride’ discourse is that a lot of yall have a lot of internalized homophobia.

repeat after me. it is not bad to be flamboyant. it is not bad to be confident and proud in your sexuality. it is not bad to be a sexual being or want to be sexual. you are not a ‘better’ LGBT person because you aren’t sexual or flamboyant or proud of yourself. and your own issues don’t give you a get out of jail free card to be a cunt to people

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levianity

Love the visual pun of using a comic with a bear.

horse foal in a pasture in the act of pouncing upon a blue ball this baby is poised to strike and is doing so very skillfully its front legs stretched out like one might imagine a vampire holding out its cape further adding to the mental image of a predator striking at its prey in the background there is the behind of another older horse perhaps the foals mother she is not watching the playing take place