The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

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Once upon a time, websites & software that tracked your activities were considered borderline illegal, amoral, and certainly undesired.

Now it's a business plan.

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

so my five year old nephew forgot the word "non-binary" and said that he thought a character in Breath of the Wild was "one of those...secret people"

“Sweet Dreams”

Martin Gregus captured a once in a lifetime moment of a Polar Bear sleeping on a bed of fireweed.

Churchill, Manitoba, Canada

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

The "these two things are not related" at the end absolutely elevates this to god tier

abSOLUTELY NO

“Dis dog, my best friend! Dog Dog Dog! I wuv dog!”

tomfoolery at an all time high

Unmute !

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I love tumblr.

I love this so much

The doorway is real, the rest is airbrushed graffiti. 

@vile_graffiti

Oh I would become a Looney Toones character so fast

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

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