OY MY GOD NARUTO HAHHAHHAHHAA

If the earth was flat, you can bet the edge would be one of the biggest tourist attractions in the world

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

— Charles Bukowski (via checked)

— Conor Oberst (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

If you watch the matrix backwards it’s about a man who lands on earth then becomes worse and worse at fighting until he gets a job in an office.

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍

Amazing!!!!

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

The rare book library at Yale University has no windows because the walls are made of translucent marble.

Source

*Heavy breathing*

because direct unfiltered sunlight may damage the older books and age them more quickly

*EXTREME HEAVY BREATHING*

IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LIBRARIES

Is this real life

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

If you’re 25 and single in 2018, nobody bats an eye. If you’re 25 and single in 1818, people worry you’ll die an old maid. If you’re 25 and single in 1418, it’s because your third husband just died of the plague.

Every horror movie where someone is being chased and the car won’t start is basically the film version of “you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby”

Eating spicy food is just BDSM for your tastebuds

Explains a lot